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Fresh Goods Friday - 715 The Bouncy Bouncy Edition
Jul 26, 2024
Hello and welcome to this week's Eff Jee Eff. The seven hundred and fifteenth edition no less. Come aboard the Good Ship HMS SingletrackWorld as we set sail for shiny stuff.
Featuring:
Massage guns, Coffee, Stanton staff bike, t-shirts and all the stuff we thought we'd lost from last week. The missing episode 714 comes after the credits.
Check all th edetails of products featured in this episode and a lot more https://singletrackworld.com/2024/07/fresh-goods-friday-715-the-bouncy-bouncy-edition/
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Hello and welcome to Fresh Goods Friday 715
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We think. Pretty sure it is. That's one. We might find it
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I'm Mark. I'm Benji. Hello. Hello. How you doing? Ross is over there. Shhh
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Don't tell anyone. Where's Hanna? God, I can't remember. She's not in France
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Is it? I think she's in Chicago. Chicago. Yeah, I think it's Chicago. Yeah
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That area. Yeah, check out her socials to keep up with what she's getting up to. Yeah
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But meanwhile, here back at base, what have we got? We have... Should we start with these
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T-shirts because we can see them. Yes. Okay. So, very, very special t-shirts just arrived
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This is our 502 Club t-shirt. Very limited edition. You've got to have donated to the 502 Club in one way, shape or form to get one of these
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Zoe is currently downstairs packing them all up. Have a look at that
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And as you can see, they come to us not folded. This is not how you're going to get them if you're one of our donators
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You're going to get them nicely folded. Detail. There we go. A hamster, is it? Yeah
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It's a hamster. Right. Could be a marmot. Could be like some kind of..
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It's definitely a hamster. Right. Here we go. I'm going to do..
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Let me show you how we fold them. Have you ever done the ninja t-shirt folding? All right. Let's see if I can remember how to do this
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When I worked at Benetton. I've never worked at Benetton. All right. Let's see. Pinch
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Benetton still exists. United Colors. Look at that. There we go. How's that
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That's not bad, is it? This is how I fold them. You timed it. That was pretty quick, that
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All my t-shirts in my t-shirt drawer folded like this. Yeah. Right. Those are going out this week. It's..
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By the time you're watching this, some of you might actually have already got these
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They are extra special because the people who get these, the people who've donated to
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our 502 Club server fund, this is a backstage pass, literally. With this t-shirt
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If you let us know first and you wear this t-shirt and you come and knock on the door
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here in the office, then it gets you in. We'll make you a brew. We'll make you a coffee. So... Segway. Segway
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Over to... What have we got here? This is a bag of ozone
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No, it's not. Coffee beans from a company called Ozone. Coffee subscription
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Is it weekly? Weekly, yeah. Weekly. It costs how many pounds? I think delivered, it's about..
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Something like about 10 quid. Right. Okay. And this is the second week you've had this, isn't it
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It is. And this is 819? Is that like a batch or something
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Next week we'll get one that says 820. Right. The number of weeks... That's how many we've been operating. Right
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Slightly more than Fresh Goods Friday. Yeah, I wonder. I wonder. So, yeah
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Tell us, what do you notice about what you're... I would like to say I was only smelling the beans out of the bag and without looking at
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words I did identify almond. Yeah. And they always say chocolate. So I should have said chocolate because that's what they always say
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I get this subscription, I don't get it every week. I get it like every two weeks
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Every time it turns up, me and my wife, we open it and we have a smell and every time
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consistently we get coffee. Right. And that's about as far as it goes
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But this is really good stuff, isn't it? It's certainly better than the Lidl stuff we've been using of late
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Yeah, I mean, God bless Lidl. They, you know, keep me fed and watered with cordial. Yeah
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And the coffee's a bit ropes, isn't it? I know we'll have a link to this in Fresh Goods Friday, so check it out
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Brazil Inglaterra. This turned up on Monday morning. Yep. And it was roasted on Friday. Right
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So if the post is really quick where you go, where you are, because they post it on the Friday. Yeah
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So they roast it in the morning and it's in the post by the end of the day. So if you've got super fast posts, which we don't have here in Calderdale, you could end
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up with it arriving on Saturday. So 24 hours after it's actually roasted
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Freshly roasted makes such a massive difference. It actually makes drinking an espresso a fun thing. Okay
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Rather than a horrible, macho, bittery thing. It's actually really nice. Anyway
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What if you're lactose intolerant as well, you know? Get some of these. Get that
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Then you don't have to keep, you don't have to put up with horrible... Acrid
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That's the word. Acrid. It's bitter, isn't it? Yeah. Right, what else have we got
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Got this bike still here, which is Ross's bike. What do you mean still here? No, I don't know what you mean
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I don't know what you're referring to. Just a staff bike. It's actually in one piece
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All works. Not even been robbed for brake mounts or tyres. What I find remarkable about this bike, it being Ross's, is that the wheels are still
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fairly round. They're quite notchy. No, they're not really. They're pretty good
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I think it's a winter bike, hence the massive mudguard. Still riding it in July
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Well, that's why it's here. It's been abandoned at the office so we can look after it so it can have room for his
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gnome collection in his shed. I think that's pretty much what we do
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Stanton Switch Niner. He's nodding behind the camera. Large. Very good. 71 head angle
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I have no idea. Various. The other thing we have in is one of these
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Which is a... Careful now. Massage gun. It's got 10mm of amplitude or something they call it
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Which I think is how much it goes backwards and forwards. Is that like in and out
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Bruce Lee could do the one inch punch, couldn't he? From one inch away
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This is a one centimetre punch. So it's even better than Bruce Lee
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They don't say that. Bob and Brad. Right, so which one did you have a go on first
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I don't know but I went indoor climbing for the first time in years on Monday
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The only injuries... We'll use it on you in a minute. I'm not using it on my injuries because mine's like a cracked rib
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It'd be horrible. And bruises. And I have also kicked a tree stump last night because it was really dark when I was finishing
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And that really freaking hurt. On a bike? It wasn't like walking around and taking frustrations out on flora and fauna
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Well you can test it on me. 10mm amplitude. My shoulders. A heat and cold massage head
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Quiet in 3200 RPM. Right. What's injured? Shoulder. That one's for shoulder I think it said
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Everything hurts. In quite far. Press and hold. It's only today that I can actually scratch my own head
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Is it going to...? One, two, three, four. That's level one. That's enough
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What if I get injured operating it? Two, three, four, five! Is that as far as it goes? Zero
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Stick it on five. Get my shoulder just there. On it. I'm not qualified. Yeah. Ready
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Yeah, go for it. Why is there prong? It's meant to be for spine, shoulders, soft tissue
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The world's turned to jelly. Can we do the one that makes you talk funny
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Let's do that one. Off. Which is that one, wasn't it? Is it that one
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What do you mean makes you talk funny? Er... So you have to say something now
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Read the tasting notes. I'll read the tasting notes for the coffee. I can't even see it now
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Extra creamy milk chocolate flows through this cup with... Oh, that's nice
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With almonds on the finish and a sprinkle of raisins... You got it, just there
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Oh, that's so good. Raisins on the aftertaste. Excuse me. Off. This is dangerous
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Not in... It's a bad idea. Oh, I like that. That is..
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We'll put a description. That's a microphone. That's not, but... Oh, look at that
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What does that one do? Kind tips. Just the tip, eh? Yeah, it's OK
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And then obviously just go like that. Fine. Er... 99.99. Brilliant. OK. Off
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That was good. Oh, I'm feeling ready to climb again. Erm... So, yeah, check out Fresh Goods Friday
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Link here. And see, you've got details on what we've shown here
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and there's a tonne more stuff in Fresh Goods Friday for you to check out today. So go and give that a gander
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Until then... Bye-bye. What? Yeah, thank you for watching. Yeah, and all that
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Like and subscribe. Share. Tell your friends. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies
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Tell the person over there. Yeah. We're here all week. Try the fish
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Bye for now. Bye for now. Bye. 10.14. Yep
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Hello. Welcome to Fresh Goods Friday at 714. Are those the things that are new
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These were in last week's thing. They were in last week's written thing. I think we said we'd eat them
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Well, I was... Live. I was keen to eat things live. They kind of look like bath bombs
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Where have those three gone? Some protein ones, beware, cos they're very, like, eating sharp sand
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That one. Keep your mitts off them, cos they've not got wrappers. So the whole thing with these..
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They've got a skin round them. It's an integral wrapper. Yep. And you just eat the whole thing
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Rhubarb and custard's got my name on it, I reckon. I bet, yeah. Like, so it doesn't feel like I want to put it in my mouth
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but I'm going to. Rhubarb and custard. It does taste like rhubarb and custard. OK
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This is some...inspired by Spider-Man. I was going to say BDSM. It is a Mountain BX3 Evo
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So it should be laptop-able. Should be able to get dirty. Should be able to put clothes in it
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And knowing Ergon, like, has one of their, like, not literally pivoting like they used to do
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but it's meant to have the little... The thing that holds it with a little bit of movement away
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from things that's against you. It's taking some, like, dodgy route through back streets with broken glass
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Ratchet. From... Ratchet and Clank. Is it Topeak? Is it Topeak? Top-eak? Top-eak
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What would a Yankee Noodle say? To pay up, or something ridiculous. Right, loads of bits
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OK, so I have a bit of a weak spot when it comes to this sort of thing. Oh
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That's got some poo sticks in it. And this... is the CO2 chuck
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Is that what you call them? So how do you put your poo sticks in, then? It looks like it's a screw-out thing. Ta-da
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Good. Right, that's vaguely, um... cute, innit? Yeah, I do like that
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Like, this is the last thing in my box. Is that the last thing in that box? Is this the last thing in my box
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It's another Topeak-ion. Oh, I said the word. This is a Joe Blow Sport Digital..
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They've been doing Joe Blows for a long time, haven't they? Forever and ever and ever and ever
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I am a digital bumper to people who won't be. But I can't be doing with batteries
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I've got one that's got a really big gauge on it. You don't have loads of batteries at home
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The children? Dead batteries. The last two weeks, I've been swapping the batteries between
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the DVD zapper and the Roku Freeview zapper. Because I've only got two batteries
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You can take a photo for the Carry Shit Olympics. Yes. Squidgys
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Which have been done for a while. They're kind of normal, quite flat grip
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I don't think Extra Soft is anything new. They're very sticky. Yeah, very
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This is pink. A bit too fat for my taste. But if you like that kind of squidgy
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I quite like the end logo. It's on the grip. Black. It's just out
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Forget it. No more black coloured. No more black? No way. Further evidence of the new wave of silver
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35mm clamp. 30mm rise. Alloy. There we go. They are pretty sexy actually
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Finally. Is it going to be silver? Obvs. Oh no, it's alright. Gusset
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TS stone. 32mm. Which is a pleasing weight. Benji is all down to Benji
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Alright then. Bye for now. Bye. Bye. Hubba Bubba that's been peeled off the pavement
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