Doug Stamper (House of Cards). I think this is a good thing but I don’t know who my kidnappers are so it’s quite possible that the whole thing was orchestrated by FU.
Ironically ‘some random guy on the internet needs rescued’ is probably the best plot premise they could have hoped for (oh, my dog? Nah, it was actually my CAR I was pissed about. Yea, my car… So, when do I get paid again?)
Last programme I watched before sleep was the documentary on Fawlty Towers, I’d like to ask my captors for a really comfortable chair, some tea and a couple of biscuits whilst I watch this lot come to my aid.. 😆