[Closed] Your most embarrassing medical / Doctor visits

Just to give raceFace some context please list your most embarrassing medical experiences

I have a number but the one that still makes me cringe was when I was about 13 - 14. I was a healthy young man with healthy young man thoughts and pursuits and over a few nights of pursuing these I noticed that my right ball was swelling, a lot. It got to Apple vs Plum differences before I dared tell Mum who dragged me down the Dr.um

900 year old deaf and blind doctor (okay, maybe just seemed it at the time) used cold vice like grip to see if he could squeeze it smaller before I passed out and was taken to hospital. Now Grapefruit vs Plum.

Nice young Dr/Nurse welcomes me to the Royal Berks and nods saying he knows this is embarrassing before sticking a glove on and his hand up my arse wiggling his fingers and asking which side hurts. I scream, the right side with the two ton bollock!

Pain killers and some other stuff for suspected Epididmitus (sp?) and back to the ward. A box structure to keep the sheets of my bits but relative normality...

...until ward visits when 'glove man' returns to fondle my balls. Okay, we are curtained off I can bare this, just look elsewhere. Oooh look, I can see some pretty young nurses through the curtain.. No!! don't think sexy thoughts!!!! Thanks god, stopped at a semi.

Mr Glove steps outside and I breath a sigh of relief until he returns with the three sexiest trainee nurses created. Low cut tops, stockings the works (okay, again maybe an over active 14 year old mind). He then asks them all to fondle my balls and tell him what they think.

Damn they were professional but I don't think the third one appreciated my contribution :-O