TT bike fettle
Narrow arms painful
As you were

soggy bottom xc
wasnt very soggy
me not fit

Best weather yet.
Everyone bailed out.
Junior ride instead.

Distance quite low.
Legs like jelly;
Elevation quite high!

Taste of summer
Sweated like bastard
I’m never happy

My last three rides in three days in three words.
Uplifts are brilliant.
My body hurts.
Ride to pub.

Long time ago
Didn’t ride far
Must go again

Offroad to park
Carry out photoshoot
Repeat most days
🙂

Weather bloody brilliant
Had to work
ALL F***ING WEEKEND!
🙁

pedal pub pedal
pub pedal pub
pedal wobble home

Creak bloody creak
Driving me mad
Strip and rebuild

Fast club run
Quick cafe stop
eating loads now

Sherwood Pines Red.
Surprisingly good fun!
Horrendously slow though…

Monsal Trail pootle
Great family fun
Clear bright sun

Round Conwy mountains
Saw Lake District
And Isle Man!

Walna Scar Road
Hike a Bike
Lots of smiles

Rigid single speed
Very steep hills
Long hard grunt

Spent day jetlagged
Left it late
Couldn’t go far 👿

Level2 leader assessment.
Coniston Grisedale loop.
Sunny, 40km, passed!

Dark, starlit forest
Wolves, wolves everywhere
Oh. A cow.

(in fairness, wolves have been spotted in the Ardennes so it is possible)

Bloody big hill
Busy shared path
Badly packed wine

Rode to work
Felt bloody early!
Legs like lead

I hate racing
So f’ing hard
I love racing!

Headwind to Craggvale
Tailwind up Craggvale
Personal Best Strava

No riding recently.
Main bike broken.
Backup bike broken.

Road bike broke
MTB in pieces
Need new hobby

Battle on Beach.
Sunny, brutal, awesome.
Buzzing but broken.

ps: Atlaz winz the thread.

Short recovery ride.
Made much shorter.
By French engineering.

(I’m going to adopt this format for my Strava titles I think)

two days running
hay while shining
want sleep now

BMX race track
Test rode cruiser
Buying cruiser tomorrow

Brand new wheels
Still quite slow
Had fun anyway.

Sun slowly setting.
Hero dirt! Dust!!
One happy hoppy.

Sun was out
Trails were dry
Absolutely zero fitness

Rode to work
Rode to site
Rode back home

Very cold wind
Too hot office
Sun came out

While it’s still my last ride –

Snowboarder and skier
hire fat bikes
Electricly powered jollies

Visiting my parents.
Kirkhill Forest bash.
Jolly good fun.

On the turbo.
Testing hip flexors.
They have healed!
😀

Mugdock nature ride
Toads in chorus
Knees didn’t pop

Quick local loop
Very bloody wet
Stupid front mech

Longer than necessary.
Horrible uphill finish.
Silly slipping seatpost.