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  • you know you are in a posh public toilet when….
  • daftvader
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    [/url]IMG_1248 by daftvader77, on Flickr[/img]

    😀

    BigJohn
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    A posh toilet is a lavatory, surely.

    bencooper
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    Can anyone use those things without muttering “the force is strong in this one” under their breath?

    bearnecessities
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    It’s a trick. You’re on Candid Camera!

    weeksy
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    it’s not straight !

    and the button isn’t in the middle…

    WTF !

    mudshark
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    It’s the camera that’s not straight – hard to use one with only one free hand.

    daftvader
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    @ bencooper… we in the Vader clan have no need to mutter!!!

    mrmonkfinger
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    The grammar is not correct on the sign.

    Also, what weeksy said.

    These facilities are not posh.

    They merely have motion activated water closets.

    Drac
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    Surely it’s when CFH offers you some cologne after wiping your arse for you?

    wwaswas
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    I wonder what percentage of the population know what a bezel is.

    There’s so mnay things in that picture to upset those who like order and symmetry.

    [edit]

    motion activated water closets

    ooh err.

    I heard them called

    “Poo stealing water chairs”

    the other day which I thought was quite good 🙂

    teasel
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    Can anyone use those things without muttering “the force is strong in this one” under their breath?

    And there was me thinking I was alone with that…

    honeybadgerx
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    It’s like a HAL eye.

    ‘I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t let you leave. There’s still phaal stuck to the basin.’

    Martin.B
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    And the plastic cover has come off a screw
    Shonky attention to detail!

    daftvader
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    well as a confirmed Essex boy I have no need for grammar or levelness… however there is a screw cover missing and tacky plastic at that. where are the chromed half domes ones?
    edit: beaten to it!

    thestabiliser
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    …the graffitti’s in latin?

    GrahamS
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    Terrible font too. Very common.

    scaredypants
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    ‘I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t let you leave. There’s still phaal stuck to the basin.’

    😀

    scaredypants
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    Terrible font too. Very common.

    It’s not somewhere I’d like to be Christened, for sure

    (again 😥 )

    daftvader
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    we need Jamie to do a ninja edit and place everything in order… straight, grammar, font everything. then I will send a copy to Hampshire council with a cover letter telling them that the Pedants of STW have spoken and this is how it should have been done!!! 😆

    slowpuncheur
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    Not that posh. Botched job of a sign. Symmetry sacrificed for easy of drilling through grout instead of tiles.

    I like this one:

    igm
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    And shouldn’t the butler look after issues like flushing?

    bigyinn
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    Surely if it was posh, it would be referred to as the cloakroom?

    ninfan
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    It’s like a HAL eye.

    It could be worse!

    unfitgeezer
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    those bogs aren’t posh the grouts disgusting and the tiles are so 1990’s !

    Where on earth do you frequent ?

    and the Shelia’s thrown in for the mix

    daftvader
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    ninfan WTF!!!!

    Hobster
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    The cottagers use Waitrose bags

    revs1972
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    Now thats toilet humour (heart attack grill – Las Vegas style)

    BigButSlimmerBloke
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    posh?


    mark90
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    The poshest toilets I have tipped the trailer in…

    Which are in here…

    vinnyeh
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    Whatever happened to the boom industry that was blokes in pub/club/bar toilets handing out paper towels/aftershave/breath freshener while staring pointedly at a saucer laden with pound coins?

    Does the industry still exist, or did it retrench?

    slowoldman
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    and the Shelia’s thrown in for the mix

    Does she wipe your bum?

    unfitgeezer
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    vinnyeh – Member
    Whatever happened to the boom industry that was blokes in pub/club/bar toilets handing out paper towels/aftershave/breath freshener while staring pointedly at a saucer laden with pound coins?

    Does the industry still exist, or did it retrench?

    known as bog trolls

    Does she wipe your bum?

    if you want…

    twicewithchips
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    ChubbyBlokeInLycra
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    close – Rothesay

    stumpy01
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    Poshest bog I’ve been in is at Claridges. Took my (now) wife there for afternoon tea.

    twicewithchips
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    Ahh, drat. Must have forgotten to fill in the ‘log book’ that day.

    mightymule
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    Am I the only one wondering whether the bathroom in BigButSlimmerBloke’s pic is actually the entrance to the chamber of secrets?

    (apologies for the pun)

    molgrips
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    There are black marble toilets like BBSB’s pictures in Cardiff. Bit scruffy now though.

    Anyway – those force-enabled flushers are common. And annoying – impossible to get through a dump without them going off at least three times.

    JulianA
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    No response yet from CFH to Drac’s post…

    meehaja
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    lord mayor of London’s pad has urinals with angled perspex shields to protect your feet from back splash. Thats living the dream right there!

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