I had a great idea for a game called Essex Driver. It’s a blend of several racing games with a hint of GTA.
The idea is that you race around town centres of Chelmsford, Basildon, Romford and Colchester in a wheezy Fiesta. You have to stop off at off licenses to buy White Lightning cider and earn bonus points by getting as many noisy Essex girls in the car as possible, while playing really bad music.
Of course, a classy Essex lady isn’t going to get in any old car, so you can spend points upgrading to a more flatulent exhaust, tackier ill-fitting body kits or a less subtle sound system. You could then trade up to a wheezy Escort or a tragic Sierra with a Cosworth-alike body kit, resplendent in brick red or Dagenham maroon. The discerning ladies wouldn’t be able to resist.
You’d need a fitting soundtrack to go with such a barrage of good taste, so maybe quality artists like Akon, N-Dubz or Scooter would be tempted to contribute?