When I got home from work the other day, I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom.

For the love of all that’s sacred, why?

I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom

Sure he wasn’t trying to, erm, self fellate perchance? 😆

I’d have rather that had been the excuse.

I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom

How does he pick his nose?

re. the portaloo. we rocked one back and forth with our ‘mate’ in it one NYE up town. he came out with shit and piss soaked trousers. his night ended at about eight o’clock.

When I got home from work the other day, I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom.

For the love of all that’s sacred, why?
Surely the level of acceptability would depend on age, if he’s 27…

coffee.

Another vote for fox poop…evil,evil stuff

and the urban myth of rubbing tomato ketchup on before washing a labrador that has rolled in fox poop does not work, it just makes a hell of a mess. 🙄

radishes

Ah, the joys of DMSO 😕

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😯 This thread is full of wholesome goodness. 😆

Cottage cheese.

Vile.

bongwater and

anchovy paste

YUK!

Whatever was in the drain at the workshop which was making the ‘smell’ until I capped a pipe, smelt like someone had laid a cable somewhere 😯

Oh my!!! I was stupid enough to google blue waffles. I think I have to go for a ride now before I can eat again!

The Rat that crawled into my oven and electricuted itself under the hotplate.

The rat that must have been warmed over and over again every time we cooked.

Imagine my surprise when I took the oven apart to find what the smell was and found that . Bloody cats – at least finish the job

Lager ,or at least the crap sold in most pubs here.Now Leffe on the other hand…..

TSY what were you looking for when you found blue waffles?

Spaff, gets stuck to yer underpants n hard to scrub off b4 gf or mother sees it! 😐

Z11 DMSO has its own sweet smell,I remember painting a lad with generalised herpes with it in about 1981,before Acyclovir,and similar civilised drugs.

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Oh my!!! I was stupid enough to google blue waffles.

Mmmm possible new thread subject …things you wish you hadn’t googled

Exploding week dead badger.
In years gone by I’d regularly “strim” our field with a 6hp machine. Boy does that fling dog sh** in your face. Funnily enough fresh strimmed toad is worse>

blue waffles = shit on the internet for gullible people.

Vegetables. Non alcholic beers. Old EP90 oil.

Jetwashing a helideck drain and guttering that was blocked with 10 years worth of old guano.

gangrene & putrefacation are pretty good, smell stays in your nostrils for hours

Old peoples wee.

TSY what were you looking for when you found blue waffles?

Blue waffles.

Next up on the ‘dare you google’ adventure is ‘Eel Enema’.