Good God, his original post was better than this one, and that really was poor, a bored troll boasting of his 'unconventional and illegal in certain U.S States ' conquest of a presumably unconscious ex girlfriend.
So you're an architect living in Buckinghamshire who rides a Yeti?
Yet more conclusive proof that money does not maketh the man. 😀
Unless of course he actually IS a 13 year old posting from his bedroom.
Oh God, my head hurts now – off for a (legal in all States) ride!