Usually, I have been listening, just choosing not to take in what is being said in (I’m probably thinking about important man stuff instead). But, I can recite word for word what she had just said. Unfortunately this proves that I was listening and just inflames the situation because she has now been proved wrong!
“Is he a goodie or a baddie?”
“Turn left, no your left!”
And this is probably fairly unique but I’m happy to be educated… when my wife starts singing, I know she’s angry about something. Time to make myself scarce.