Left my DAB on the allotment plot yesterday afternoon.

Off down in a minute to see if it’s still there….

Yes, or

No? 😐

Sherbet?

Did you drop the beet?

It will be gone but you’ll probably find some grumble laying around so that will brighten your day.

Bit early to be smashing pumpkins.

No idea what class of people use allotments – I’d hope not all casual thieves!

Do you not have a shed to keep it in? You know, a Prefab sprout shed?

If it’s not in plaice you’ll be left floundering. Time for a bit of sole searching. I imagine it’s quite perturboting.

Depends whether you have a neighbour who encroaches on your allotment.

Not there but you get it back as someone out it in their shed for safe keeping

😀

(You wouldn’t believe what gets nicked from allotments!)

Anyhow, clever thing appears to have managed to throw itself into a camouflage position.

Good to know I can still listen to some banging tunas.

No, wait..

am very glad your radio was still there bn 😀

Curses! Fish puns bindun.

Clever radio, eh?

You grow grass on your allotment? Wow.

Grass needs cut.

Well slap your artichoke,your lucks in today soldier.
Keep those tuna bangin . 🙂

My onions were stolen, when confronted the likely culprit he burnt down my poly tunnel. Inner city Braford allotments innit! On the plus side, I hung a sharps bin on my shed and people used it instead of throwing needles into the gardens!

My onions were stolen,

Are you the chap in A&E with sore plums?