I have made progress on one front. I have established there is no CCTV coverage – I had been worried as a couple got busted for inappropriate activity over the Christmas period a while back – the rumour was that security caught them on CCTV but in fact what happened was they were so drunk that they didn’t realise they were doing it in a lit up room with a glass wall opposite the Reprographics suite which stays open all night. So CCTV ought not to be a problem.
Just eagerly awaiting the day you tell the gobby girl to shut her cakehole and then leave the office via the stairwell on your bike. If its all a ruse it could be the biggest forum disappointment EVER. Personally I’m worried you have no follow through.
Tell them you did it for a sick kids’ charity – they’ll look tight if they sack you, and they’ll want to avoid the shitty PR. In fact, you could actually do it for charity…less of a deviant fun-factor though…