I’l summarise them for you right now.
Conservative: like the name suggests they’re not keen on change. Tend to be thought of traditionally as good with money but not keen on doing things that benefit the common man.
Labour: Traditionally socialist, who knows what they represent now. They’re last government did do lots of good things for the common man such as introduced the min wage and ‘improved’ the benefits system (lol) but took us to war under false pretenses.
Lib dem: inbetween the two above and they all read the guardian. Considered pretty much ineffective!
Ukip: Racists! can you trust a party based on a single issue to run the country?
Green: Vegetarians! can you trust a party based on a single issue to run the country?
SNP: eat haggis and hate the english
Plaid Cymru: eat leeks and hate the english, but not as much as the scots.
*tongue firmly in cheek btw and I’m scottish too and yes I eat haggis all the time, yum yum*