I’ll start, bought a nespresso coffee machine.

logged on here

Got out of the bath for a wee.

Bought fresh meat from a butchers.

logged on here

during working hours.

Argued with some oiks on here.

Then felt guilty about it.

🙂

Spoke to John Lewis customer services. Does that count?

I just clicked on this thread to see what middle class was- so, er; not that.

logged on here

during working hours.

And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?

organised a lunch “date” with mates.

Buy bread from Waitrose supermarket?

Swept the moss out of cracks in the brick paved drive.

And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?

me too.

In my defence, I did get dressed today.

Sneered at all the scrotes walking about the Town centre whilst I popped home for a bowl of soup at lunchtime.

phoned round for a new dog walker

Had a Flat White in Costa. Then spoilt it by getting a BUS home 😳

Was online with my macbook in a tea room in Chipping Norton

Ate some quiche while in my dressing gown.

Well I say quiche, it were actually flan. And I’ve been working nights.

listened to radio 4

tutted at a letter in the Local newspaper.

In my defence, it was an anti-mtb tirade though. And we havent had one of those in the Malvern Gazette for at least 6 months.

And I’ve been working nights.

too blue collar for middle class 😉

hi oneoneonone, you recovered from BOTH appletises yet?

oh we have a costa actually in work. is that a bit middle class?

used my bike to go to the shop, even though we’ve 2 cars sat on the drive

I did download a copy of The Wasteland by a poet bloke to read while eating my sausage butties?

You work at Bluewater ?

I ate a chilli and chocolate cup cake.

dear god no. i work at a large automotive OEM engineering centre about 15 miles away..

Bought a new “cooler” lunch-bag.
Is it middle class to make a packed lunch??

DrP

I didnt want anyone to see me eating my lunch from Greggs!

paid 70€ for a taxi as i couldn’t be arsed to stand on a platform and wait for a train in -15°C. the train would have cost me 10€.

Used my 4×4 to go and get some olives, fresh anchovies and sun dried tomatoes for lunch.

Took the cat to the vet…. but had to wait for the nanny to arrive before I left, cleaner had already left for shopping.

Bought the Guardian from Waitrose. Although racked with guilt I later repented and bought the Morning Star from the local Asian convenience store.

Apart from the fact I’ve been drafting a (even by my standards of obfuscation) complicated contract all day*, I had to nip to the bank at lunchtime and reprimanded a hoodied oik for spitting on the floor.

*lawyer = middle class every day of the week, baby

Depends whether

And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?

involves selling little plastic baggies of “herbs” or not

Considered whether it’s right or wrong to spunk £2k on a wristwatch

Been skiing in Zermatt.

And bought lunch on the mountain.

Paid our cleaner

Depends whether

And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?
involves selling little plastic baggies of “herbs” or not

😀