Some bloody creation of nature has reverse-parked its arse into my little bush, that I’ve not even planted yet, and drops its guts into the middle.
Guessing it isn’t any of the resident birds, and next door’s cats aren’t tall enough (and very rarely venture into my garden anyhow), what the hell has curled one out into my lovely flowery bush…and why??!
I’m ashamed to say that I’ve been out in my dressing gown and got down on my hands and knees, and it doesn’t smell of anything.
In that case NOT cat poo. I grew up with minimum 2 cats in the house (now 3) so you can call me an expert in cat poo. Cat poo stinks to high heaven regardless what you feed them. We feed them posh western dry food … still stink. Fed them local cooked fish … still stink. Conclusion is that cat poo all over the world stink to high heaven.
Note that I am only referring to their poo but wait till the little rascal start to pee in your shoes then you will know that cat pee is even worst, as it can be very difficult to get rid of no matter how many time you wash it.
My money is on the fox.They do it out of spite, I have finally decided. “Ours”,prefers to crawl under the fence rather than jump a measly 4 foot to our Neighbours & when we block it off ,the fox has a dirty protest on the lawn.
It also shit in one of my “yard” shoes ,the dirty git.
Thanks for all suggestions (and the disgusting/hilarious quiz link).
It’s only a small, enclosed garden with just a 3″ gap around a couple of fence panels and whilst there is a pond nearby, surely an inflight heron would leave more of an impact rather than a tightly-curled gift.
Despite the grossness of it all, I’m genuinely baffled.
Fox poo stinks. My family dog used to roll in it and wear it as a perfum to attract the local hounds.
If Bear’s poo doesn’t smell it must be a herbivore…