There’s got to be a joke about Kofi Annan ordering coffee in Starbucks, but I’m struggling to find it…

Mike Hunt.

Bindun?

“Bob”
“Bob?”
“It’s short for Kate…”

There’s got to be a joke about Kofi Annan ordering coffee in Starbucks, but I’m struggling to find it…

“Here’s your drink, but we’ve run out of Indian bread products”?

Never mind customer names…how about they train their monkeys staff to pronounce the coffee names correctly. There isn’t an ‘x’ in espresso…

They do this in a lot of smaller coffee shops and I don’t mind it as it avoids the problem with people jumping the queue and getting your coffee instead of their own. Of course it means that I can’t jump the queue any more so in that sense I’m dead set against it.

I think you’ll find that Kate is in fact short for Bob.

Just find a local cafe and they’ll actually remember your name/face.

+1. And they will even be able to make your coffee exactly how you like it too.

That’s like my local barbers. I don’t have to tell them how I would like my hair cut, he just breaks out the clippers with a no. 2 grader thing on and cuts it.

Don’t have a local coffee shop yet, but the local sandwich shop knows exactly how much red sauce to put on my mid-week bacon butty. Bless ’em

I think you’ll find that Kate is in fact short for Bob.

Hangs head in shame. You’re correct of course.

Kate would be funnier, since I’m a bloke.

“Kate”
“Kate?”
“It’s short for Bob….”

What’s E.T. short for?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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Betty Swallocks!