Firstly the grass is rarely cut in the veggie plot as it’s a pain in the arse.

See them big green leaves on the right of the photo, that’s rhubarb and one of the veggie beds is in front of it. Veggies have just been planted a nothing to show yet.

Dust bin 😆 use to give me nightmares as a child. I’ll not sleep tonight now 🙁

Have you done away with the pompous tw#t Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall and buried him next to the veg plot as a warning to other TV gardeners?

Firstly the grass is rarely cut in the veggie plot as it’s a pain in the arse.

As if we couldn’t tell that already. 🙄 😆

Somewhere to sit the brazier?

H is for Horse, maybe a little one that used to keep that grass trimmed?

No wonder he never noticed it before…

Entrance to a treacle mine

It’s a helicopter landing pad. It’s where the naughty pixie lands at night and steals away the vegetables in your ‘vegetable patch’

And you thought slug pellets would work.

The slab, earlier.

Sorry to dig up this old thread but…. any news?

everyone is dead now….

everyone is dead now….

Well I’ve contacted the previous owners of the house and asked about The Slab™

It’s a bit of an anticlimax to be honest…

And???

Come on man don’t keep us hanging, we need to know. I’m going for a dead cat called Henry

It’s a bit of an anticlimax to be honest…

Photo of Ann Widdecombe is it?

It’s one of three slabs originally..

I’m saying four but one had already been lifted before they moved in

so, either HELL or HELP

Unfortunately no.

When placed with the other three it apparently was the name of the house.

It was originally the front path leading to the door. I don’t think anyone could of figured that out.

So quite the let down. Sorry all!

That’s what they want you to believe.

It still could be the entrance to Hell. 🙂

Is the house named HELL?

H U T

No harm in looking under it then.

It’s a path, not a highway.

The OP is clearly possessed and lulling us into a false sense of security. Next thing you know you’ll be watching a strange video-tape with a ring on it.

nd lulling us into a false sense of security. Next thing you know you’ll be watching a strange video-tape with a ring on it.

His wedding video?

His wedding video?

His endoscopy?

video-tape with a ring on it.

Hunchback of Notre Dame

Beyonce music video?