- what grates you about the foriegn country you live in?
I can’t understand the french road cycling club situation. I seem to have a choice of 3 old blokes, or a full team outfit including 3 team cars, team coach, team mechanic, team bikes (for the 1st cats) etc.
I want betwixt the two. And they don’t seem to do Sunday café club runs. Sigh!Posted 9 years agocoolfurcatsMember
I’ll have to think about it… Can’t think of anything off hand… German Skiers perhaps, or German queing techniques in general. 🙄 But apart from that nothing… Mountainbiking is good, snowboarding is close, (5 mins walk). A good crack with my mates perhaps, Germans don’t really know how to have a good crack with one another…Posted 9 years agowoodeyMember
currently back in the UK but have lived in Italy and Germany, going back to Italy 2010. I missed (in no particular order):
Pubs with real ale and log-firesPosted 9 years ago
A good bacon sarnie
Comedy (although italians are quite funny…but Germans…)
Good Chinese/Thai restaurantsDrJMember
Well, in Holland the list is pretty long …
The landscape, or lack of it
The weather – like living on a N Sea trawler
The poor selection of food in the shops
The limited opening times of the shops with the poor selection of bad food
The selfish pig-headed self-righteous natives
The endless bureaucracy
Those are the main headings that spring to mind. When I visit my sister in the UK it is such a culture shock to walk around Tesco, to encounter people that smile at you, to see a hill – feels like Heaven!!Posted 9 years agoDrJMember
I though Holland was picturesque with nice, friendly people…
A lot of tourists have the same idea. But you never drive, or deal with the man in the tax office, do you?
Oh … another thing that I hate – the abysmal service in restaurants. A lot of expats have just given up on the idea of eating out. When we go to a restaurant we never have dessert and coffee – it just takes too long. We have ice cream in the fridge at home.Posted 9 years agojahwombleMember
currently back in the uk, but the most annoying thing about most other countries I’ve lived was unfortunately the type of Ex pats who spend thier lives whining about pretty much everything, I avoid ’em like the plague. met the odd one who is ok but mostly I pretend to be Basque, Mustachistani or Afrikaans just to annoy them and hopefully make them leave me alone. That and chicken and mushroom pot noodle longingsPosted 9 years ago
forgot to ask to say where you were in the world.
-the supermarkets are too small and the selection likewise.
-crisps which they insist on calling chips come primarily in salted or paprika flavours.
-can’t get off any form of public transport without fighting your way past intent on getting on as soon as the doors open.
-no proper chips.
-german dress sense. that is to say general lack of. they have class but no style, very much the opposite of britain.
-being formal/nice to people you don’t know/work in bank/shop. the ‘du’ and ‘sie’ thing pisses me off. not sure if they are stuck up because of the language or the language makes them stuck up.
-waitning for a red man to cross the road. complete lack of road sense when it comes to moving traffic.
-complete respect for the rules (see above as an example).
-people telling you off for having: crossed against the red man, rode up one-way street, riding on pedestrian side of pavement. petty things really but it’s the fact they go to the trouble to say something. usually ask if they are police and then turn away and carry on as before.
-having fun. they generally don’t. many have said to me that the english are much lockerer, that is to say relaxed and open, friendlier in general.
-dogs in shops, restaurants, everywhere in general. was once a time when kids were not welcome in restaurants but dogs were and there would be signs informing you of this.
-‘verboten’ signs everywhere. das is verboten, parken verboten, betreten des grundstucks verboten. can they not say please. please do not park here, please do not walk on grass/please keep off….
-english words. it would seem it is cool to use english words. doesn’t neccessarily matter if they are pronounced correctly or in the right context, but it is cool, ja.
german radio. it is universally crap. TIPP if ever near or in austria listen to FM4. brilliant mix of music esp. compared to what else is on offer.
-work. they fegging love it.
-ausbildung. or apprenticeship. without one you are nothing. no such thing as learning on the job, which incidently in germans call ‘learning by doing’.
-war jokes. it is an often overlooked fact that they are funny.
-people turning to make eye contact so that they can start tutting to each other when a train bus is two minutes late. it’s sure to be there and you won’t miss your connection because this is germany and they allow for it and train/bus goes a little faster to make up for it. DON’T WORRY!
-being told all the time the finance crises is britains fault and that we have poisoned europes banking industry.
just realised that is quite a long list. strange because i’m really quite happy here.
JPosted 9 years agonuttysquirrelSubscriber
I lived in Germany for 4 months (Heidelberg). I loved it…for 3 months. The last month I hated because they just got to me. For much of the same reasons as you point out. The bei Rot stehen crap really annoyed me.
However, overall I loved it and I want to move to Austria asap but I can’t find a way yet. Thanks Mr. Brown!
Point is though – wherever you are, you’d better make every attempt to enjoy it pretty quickly because life moves pretty fast…Posted 9 years agoSSTMember
I love being back in South Africa – I grew up here, but there are a few things that I find “hard to live with” if that’s the right phrase.
Biggest thing is probably the difference between how the majority of the white people in this country live compared to how the majority of the non white people live.Posted 9 years agoPeregrineMember
I have lived in Germany & the Middle east as well as many places in the UK and can’t understand why would anyone want to move away from here. Other countries have no appeal for me, we have a hugh influx of immigrants for a reason – because the UK is the best place anyone could choose to live. The sooner the UK population starts realising just how Great Britain really is the happier we will all be.
As Dorothy says in the Wizard of Oz – “Theres no place like home”.Posted 9 years ago
thing that pissed me off in Oz was the bread. british bread is pretty crappy. mostly limp sliced loaves on offer. Ozzie bread is a poor imitation of that. really crap. only just suffices as toast.
also think most Ozzie beer is crap with the exception of those from Coopers in adelaide. Coopers Pale Ale and Strong were my favourites, albeit much more expensive than the others. just don’t drink the dregs.
german tv is also crap. most of the programming is dubbed and that that is home grown is just copied from tv show in england.
the beer here is good though. esp. franziskaner weiß bier, although i have developed a belly in the last few months. bread too, but again puts on the pounds. developed a massive urge to eat nussschnecken, nusshörnchen and nussschleifen whenever i see them.Posted 9 years agotwohatsMember
Hmm, Sweden.Posted 9 years ago
The weather, Its either, grey, dark grey or really dark grey.
The bland food.
Poor quality fresh food in supermarkets.
The idiots at the Tax office.
The supposed perfect social security system that’s not so perfect.
Swedes, very friendly bunch, almost over friendly, but try and go out for a social beer with them, or to socialise in general with them is impossible.
Silly government run off-licences, open at 10am, close at 6pm (when everybody is at work) Mon-Fri, 10am till 2pm on a Sat, closed Sunday.
Only beer with a max strength of 3.5% sold elsewhere.
Piss poor driving standards, how some people pass their test I’ll never know.
Massive problems with rising crime rates, But the police would rather spend lots of man hours catching people doing 2km over the speed limit, than actually do anything about the real crimes going on in front of their noses.
I could go on…Roter SternMember
alpin’s rant sounded a lot like me after a year of living in Germany. My main gripe here is the lack of the idea of service. I live in the old communist side of the country and a lot of the older people who work in the service industry tend to be so rude it’s almost funny. (In the DDR if you worked in a shop or restaurant you had one up on your fellow comrades and so a lot more power.)
That and the Spießigkeit of my neighbours.Posted 9 years agomikewsmithSubscriber
In Oz and the beer is good (not sure what alpin was drinking)but very expensive – so now I drink less, I make my own bread and chill out.
What I do miss is good public TV. No matter what you say the BBC is f’in brilliant compared to most others. Breakfast news here is pants.
Triple J on the radio has no ads and better music than R1 (or 2) but the news makes R1 look highbrow.
The racism is a problem.
I miss cold weather 32 is a cool day at the minute – but then I am going to Tasmania.
But what I really miss about the UK is the p*ss poor transport system, the whinging, the rain, the floods, the mass hysteria. Unfortunatley we just got New Labour here still it will take 7 yrs before people realise.Posted 9 years ago
spießig…… middle class or narrow minded. being in germany i’m guessing the latter.
customer service does not exist here.
the frigging banks are closed for two hours at lunch (the time when everyone who works has a chance to go to the bank) and closed at five (when everyone else finishes work).
went to a shoe repairers today to get a starp on a rucksack restitched. bloke was a complete arse telling me it wasn’t possible as he was a shoe repair shop and therefore dealt with shoes. i could see the frigging great sewing machine behind him used to sew leather but he told me it was suitable for nylon. penne! eventually got it done at another shoe place run by people from the east, i.e. not german.Posted 9 years ago
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