Useless Inventions Home › Forum › Chat Forum › Useless Inventions Overview Bike Forum Chat Forum For Sale Wanted Forum Help Classified Rules Viewing 40 posts - 1 through 40 (of 41 total) 1 2 → Useless Inventions marko75Subscriber Either saddle specific for 29ers o r 3D printers – buy one, make a new 3D printer and send the original back? Posted 4 years ago wwaswasSubscriber I’m not sure I’d want to try and print one, tbh. particularly the motors and pcb’s 😉 Posted 4 years ago ndthorntonMember I have a fear of a swarm of self replicating 3D printers consuming all available raw materials and engulfing the planet. Posted 4 years ago SnSMember Wine bottle stopper. Posted 4 years ago brakesMember fatbikes (someone had to say it) Posted 4 years ago jam boSubscriber forums. Posted 4 years ago bokononMember Anything with a spout which doesn’t pour perfectly. Anything you stick on a hob with handles which get hot. Posted 4 years ago collostomySubscriber Non alcoholic beer! Posted 4 years ago droflufMember Garlic press! Faster and less cleaning up with a sharp knife. Posted 4 years ago fenredMember My ex-wife. Posted 4 years ago xcgbMember Resealable M&M packs Posted 4 years ago keefmacSubscriber decaff coffee – utterly pointless quorn – its just crap Posted 4 years ago ndthorntonMember quorn isn’t useless If you eat it it provides you with protein decaff coffee – i see your point Posted 4 years ago wwaswasSubscriber If you eat it it provides you with protein If I eat it it provides me with a night spent hurling my guts up. Posted 4 years ago hooliMember Anything in that little magazine that comes with the Sunday paper Posted 4 years ago thepuristSubscriber 650B – someone had to say it! Posted 4 years ago brooessMember 650B – someone had to say it! beat me to it! Posted 4 years ago jag61Member those battery powered soap dispensers, I tend not to touch the top of the disgustingly unhygienic manual dispenser after I have washed my dirty hands, maybe i just dont get it Posted 4 years ago D0NKSubscriber If I eat it it provides me with a night spent hurling my guts up. there’s lots of stuff some people are allergic to, doesn’t make them useless. My taste buds are allergic to whiskey, lager, wine and ale, doubt I’d be allowed to class those as pointless on here tho 😉 windows 8 for none touchscreen devices? or maybe that should just be “windows 8.” Posted 4 years ago gonzyMember 29ers…someone had to say it….or is that what OP is on about when he mentions saddles?? Posted 4 years ago ahwilesSubscriber for bikes : 15mm axles, 35mm bar clamps, and any headset standard developed by Giant. for cars : automatic handbrakes. Posted 4 years ago ndthorntonMember This http://www.gizmag.com/adaptrac-mountain-bike-tire-pressure/22190/ …without a shadow of a doubt is the most useless bike thingy Iv ever seen …apart from 29ers 🙂 Posted 4 years ago brakesMember Garlic press! Faster and less cleaning up with a sharp knife. unless your wife just leaves it on the side and refuses to clean it… decaff coffee – utterly pointless pregnant ladies Posted 4 years ago marko75Subscriber http://singletrackworld.com/2013/09/eurobike-2013-fiziks-thar-a-29er-specific-saddle/ how can a saddle be specific for 29ers? Posted 4 years ago ndthorntonMember how can a saddle be specific for 29ers? I think it vibrates Posted 4 years ago leffeboySubscriber Individual sachets of rice in a box. Wtf Posted 4 years ago SquidlordMember This http://www.gizmag.com/adaptrac-mountain-bike-tire-pressure/22190/ …without a shadow of a doubt is the most useless bike thingy Iv ever seen Actually… I like this idea. If only for the gauges. Gauges are cool. Posted 4 years ago fr0sty125Member Non alcoholic beer! As someone who is teetotal I can confirm this! They taste like crap and there are loads of nicer soft drinks to consume. Posted 4 years ago stueyMember – that adaptrac would be great on a fatbike 😉 Posted 4 years ago DracSubscriber Quorn there’s plenty of tasting options out there for protien without making that rubbish. Posted 4 years ago twinw4llMember Mens grooming products. Posted 4 years ago thepuristSubscriber Curved TV screens. Who has ever sat watching TV and thought the programme could be better if only the screen was a bit more concave? Posted 4 years ago molgripsSubscriber Right. Automatic handbrake would have saved at least one life that I know of. Decaf coffee – some people like the taste of coffee but can’t handle all that much caffeine. Posted 4 years ago bigblackshedSubscriber Quorn. The packaging it comes in tastes better. If you don’t want to eat meat, don’t. Replacing it with cardboard based protein substitute is a waste of the other ingredients. Just make a vegetable version. Posted 4 years ago emszMember Posted 4 years ago edward2000Member Ed Balls. Such a cosmic c*** Posted 4 years ago dannybgoodeSubscriber [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apVR5Htz0K4[/video] /thread closed/ Posted 4 years ago coolhandlukeSubscriber The button on the remote control that opens the CD / DVD drawer on the CD / DVD player. Posted 4 years ago brakesMember emsz, what is that? is it for storing mice in? Posted 4 years ago PJM1974Member Any new standard championed by Giant gets my vote – there’s a reason why none of my bikes are a Giant. Also, anything involving splines and bearings made by RaceFace, which will inevitably be rendered scrap within a short space of time. And Michael Gove. We need to deport him to an uninhabited and remote island somewhere before he does any more damage. 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