There are only two options:
1) Warburtons Toastie bread toasted just enough to have some colour, then liberally spread with Lurpak full fat version whilst piping hot.
2) Supermarket-own white bloomer toasted to almost burnt. Left to cool, then spread with Lurpak and a thin spread of Robertson’s Golden Shredless orange marmalade.
That is all there is to it. Might as well close the thread now.