……exiting Guildford north on the A3 this morning. You ***ing idiot, it is a triple carriage motorway in all but name and colour.
Just because you can ride on it, doesn’t mean you should ride on it.
Its bad enough a grown man wearing lycra, and at that lycra that is festooned with sponsorship that they pay someone to wear, but you actually pay them to wear, without also publically displaying your lack of self-preservation genes.
You were wearing a helmet though. Not that it’ll be any help much against lorry wheels.