This spider attacked me…

Trapped this bastard in a glass to remove it and it jumped a good 2foot up to my face!

It got bloody agressive so i decided to keep it in a large container to see what happened, it started head butting the plastic and then spun some crazy as web and just snuffed it.

Do spiders get rabbies?

Do spiders get rabbies?

Only the Jewish ones.

I call dibbs on his bikes – he can only have a few hours left to live!

I reckon it’s just playing dead waiting for you to remove the glass.

Your days are numbered………..

Its got a knife!

oy vey

Its got its hand up, thats for sure. Perhaps it wants to ask the forum a question?

Kryton57 – Member
Its got its hand up, thats for sure. Perhaps it wants to ask the forum a question?

What size for a Web? 26, 29 or 650b?

It hasn’t got its hand up. Its pointing! Directing the hoardes of rabid death spiders, presently hiding behind the curtains, towards their target

Scuse me – anyone recommend some cheap lights ?

Hmmm. How many lumens for a spider?

Can any one identify it?

it’s a spider, I think it’s Insey Wincy. But it could be Dave

‘This thread needs rainbows and spokey dokeys’ said the Spider to the fly.

Can any one identify it?

Nigel

fourcrossjohn – Member
Can any one identify it?

Yup. His name is Dave T Wildebeest,Spider of the North, defeater of the almighty Webcatcher, hunter of the fly.

Freeze it with an upside down can of compressed air.

He used to be called Stan, but for a while he’s insisted on everyone calling him Loretta

It’s a Wolf spider from the Lycosidae (latin for wolf) family, quiet common for them to jump and they do attempt to attack pretty much anything if cornered which is why they get their name i guess. I got a wee bite on the thin skin on the back of my hand from one years ago as i was treating an attic for woodworm, got such a shock i squealed like a slapped bairn and stumbled, put a foot and leg through the punters ceiling – he didn’t believe me till 15mins later when a little red weal started to build up round the double bite area.

It got bloody agressive so i decided to keep it in a large container to see what happened, it started head butting the plastic and then spun some crazy as web and just snuffed it.

Excited delirium.

❓

Was it a very big container?

What’s it’s web address?

igmc

mt – your coat left before you did

This is what happened to the last guy who was bitten!!!

http://www.runcornandwidnesweeklynews.co.uk/runcorn-widnes-news/runcorn-widnes-local-news/2012/09/13/runcorn-s-red-eyed-vigilante-superhero-strikes-again-55368-31821179/#.UFH1MlSZJv8.facebook

Fourcrossjohn – where do you live? If it’s Oz, get to a doctor. UK, you should be fine, it’s just having a bad day. The dying part is quite funny though…

I’m in the uk, i didn’t bite me btw!

after it cocked out i gased it with lighter fluid to make sure it was out cold so i could get rid of it, it landed on the ground and then just scurried off, i feel for my welfare…

It’s away to raise a spider army assault team – beware!, duct tape your windows, door frames, letterbox, keyholes, brick up your chimney if you have one and always have a can of hairspray and a dependable lighter to hand – post up here every hr so we know you are still alive.

fourcrossjohn – Member

I’m in the uk, i didn’t bite me btw!

after it cocked out i gased it with lighter fluid to make sure it was out cold so i could get rid of it, it landed on the ground and then just scurried off, i feel for my welfare…
You’re on the IOW, if its a local spider for local people, they’ll be back in hoardes with pitchforks and burning torches tonight. 😆

Almost forgot….they do curl up their legs and play dead for hours sometimes, yep….they really do. You can roll them about for ages – poke them wi pencils, blow them about etc and just when you start to consider it really is dead and decide to take a closer look under a magnifying glass at their eyes and fangs the creepy little feckers jump back to life and scare the crap out of you.

bigyinn, are you a wighter?

are you a wighter

there’s probably a secret handshake or something too, isn;t there?

That Runcorn story is amazing. I sincerely hope it is real.

So the spider was dead, then you gassed it – to make sure it was dead, chucked it out the door to get rid of it, whereupon it rose from the dead and legged it…..

I think you encountered Bwyan the Spider Messiah

Bwyan the Spider Messiah

“he’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy” etc etc

“Draw me like one of your French girls…”

I have one of these taken up residence outside the window. Might remove it if he’s going to jump through the window and attack me, don’t fancy that.

Here it is with dinner.

It’s not a Wolf spider, it’s a Garden Orb Weaver or Diadem spider, Araneus Diadematus

And yes, they do bite, one bit me when I was a kid, quite put me off spiders ever after. They can’t harm you, unlike the False Widow spiders.