Things the French excel at

Having simply stunning women reading the news.
Striking.
A quality film industry.

Strikes – bugger beaten to it

Having simply stunning women reading the news.
Striking.
A quality film industry.

So why oh why is their television so dismal? Some of it makes Channel 5 seem highbrow!

Infidelity (and forgiveness of)

When I say Bonjour, they are very good at saying Hello back.

Generally being pleasant, and not worrying too much.

Driving, outside of Paris, most driving is a pleasure.-
Using the over taking lane for over taking then moving back. Shocking.

Kicking arse in Mali at the moment and few other places recently.
Sticking the finger up/returning fire to the Serbs and stopping them ethically cleansing parts of Bosnia, while pretty much the rest of the world talked about doing something maybe? (Should we bring the Dutch in at this point?)

Beer selection in super markets can be a bit poor thou.

Making decent quality affordable cars (not overpriced rusty German ones)

So why oh why is their television so dismal

when’s it back? The ginger goddess has been off our screens too long…

Jerseychaz..
Did you ever watch their series Braquo..on Canal TV..
Brilliant !
( as long as you don’t mind subtitles )

Making decent quality affordable cars

Making nuclear power stations.
Making World Cup XC riders.
Making even the crappiest of cars last multiple times more miles than the equivalent in the UK.
Retiring early.

I may well be biased as I choose to live here.

Creme Brûlée I swear everyone in France is born knowing how to make the stuff!

Quiet roads Perfect for cycling on.

Respectfulness and being courteousness to cyclists

Using blue twine Somehow they are able to keep 45 huge Limousin cows and a bull out of my garden using only a piece of blue twine tied loosely between two sticks.

A great work life balance

Wine Obviously

Cheese Obviously

Bread Obviously

Can you tell I love it here!

Respectfulness and being courteousness to cyclists

Absolutely this but I love France and the French for so many things

Making crazy running shoes 😯

Wtf are those shoes??? And nearly £300!

The motorway driving thing is massively noticeable – almost embarrassing to come back to British middle lane hogging and failing to overtake!

Making nuclear power stations

😯 😯

NON!!!

See Flamanville 3 in France. The first concrete was poured in 2007, and earlier this year the Financial Times stated the project was six years late and €7.2 billion over budget, it is still a longway from being operational.

Sadly, at least in my experience the respect for cyclists thing seems to be not as good as might of you might think. Several factors at play:
-relative to the U.K.
-grass is always greener ( ‘200’ magazine recently praised the drivers in the UK compared with riding in France…based on from what I can tell they rode up the A9 corridor from Aviemore north, having ridden from Edinburgh.

I’ve had several incidents this year: near misses, 1 assault, being deliberately buzzed close by etc etc.

More back on thread my initial thought was:

1. Civility: they make a point of saying hello, even when walking down the street, and most people including youths hanging around are polite and remain civil at most times.
2. Eating a proper cooked lunch at lunch and not just a crappy sandwich in front of your computer in the office.

Some more:

-Most people not having credit cards
-Mortgage Interest locked in and fixed for the length of the mortgage

-MrsMugsy!

Poorly made cars that fail their 1st MOT…

limited experience but underwear. Much as they say that 90% of pants worn in the UK come from M&S, they don’t have an M&S in France and therefore get underwear (lingerie) from proper underwear shops.

Not cleaning cars / repairing dents

Eminently sensible.

Doing crazy things on high buildings?

music

…with a certain élan

They daub and wiggle brushes well.

The are leaders in couture..

The surrendering comments boil my piss. The French were massively let down by their leaders and were heroic in resistance. Go actually read some history and learn how the French lost the Dutch, Belgium and British support through surrender and retreat ..and then their leaders who **** off as soon as Paris fell.

And on a lighter note, they do Camper van pitches and free parking well also everyone you meet ever says “Bonjour” and they all smell lovely.

refusing to understand their own language, if it’s not spoken perfectly.

oh, and small boulangeries.

“sank pan-oh ray-zan silver-plates…? …? oh FFS. 5 o’them please” etc.

world leaders in glueing ribons of tarmac to very steep hillsides and gorges that last more than 5 minutes.

Having ( to my mind ) idiotic rules. You can fill this tiny bar with ciagarette smoke, but that huge open plan bar .- Nope no smoking in here.

Going on holiday , Close your shutters to let the local neds know you are away on holiday and now would be a good time to break in.

Veiwing the past through rose tinted spectacles and forgetting what a cock up they made of WW2.

Having on of the best countries in europe for outdoor sports and not embracing it fully.

Brewing Pelforth Brun.

French Artisan Cider.

Making sublime bread

Having the best light / lamp shops in the world.

refusing to understand their own language, if it’s not spoken perfectly.

Yes!

Mountains. Ours are tiny really.

Yes, but apart from that…

refusing to understand their own language, if it’s not spoken perfectly.

Really? I can’t speak French for toffee (unless I’m drunk of course when I become totally fluent). As long as I make the effort to get a BON-JAW in early enough they’ll fill in the blanks for me.

I guess we might have to accept that 67 million people have varying attitudes and opinions.

Flan.

A cake made almost exclusively from custard.

Fin.

refusing to understand their own language, if it’s not spoken perfectly

It’s really not them, it’s you. You think you’re saying it right, but you’re really not. Your ears just hear things differently.

Dessus/dessous

Social etiquette and diplomacy; so many of our own diplomatic terms are French words because we have no word to express the concept. I love the expression “savoir faire” meaning “knowing how things should be done”.

Icons of the automotive industry

The Citroen D Super ..3rd pic from the bottom above ..
I had one lesson only in my Dads ..40 years ago ..and that was the only driving lesson I ever had with him as we nearly came to blows ..fkn column change ..whats that all about .. 😀
Classic car though

Food.
Wine.
Unreliable but loveable cars.
Fashion.
Making rules that only they are allowed to ignore.

Got to love the French.

Women who’ll break your heart 🙁

Women (I am married to one)
Film
Food
Wine and other alchokic beverages
Style inc in cars and architecture
Sacracsm
The Gallic shurg
Strikes (no petrol again this week due to delivery drivers strikes)
Agressive driving and frequent use of the horn (Paris anyway)
Appalling timekeeping and associated unreliability
Bureaucracy

EXIt: extreme sports, discipline is not their thing but they do “really full on crazy” pretty well

Designing bonkers looking helmets(Urge)love all mine