mastiles_fanylion – Member
Parent.
Bl00dy know-it-all parents.
It is all you ever get…
'Enjoy it while you can, you won't have any peace when they are born'
Well I AM enjoying it now they are born thanks.
'Wait till they start teething'
Well they have and we are coping quite fine thankyouverymuch.
'Wait til you get them on solids, the house will be a mess'
Nope, still bearing up.
'Wait till they start crawling'
I ufcking can't wait for them to start crawling you utter ufckwit.
'They might be cute now, but before you know it they will be teenagers'
Ohh just shut the damnfuck-up will you.
Excellent I'm saving that list for next year.