Nothing says MAN quite like poking a fire with a stick and pretending that you know what you’re doing.

Part of my job is teaching people to light fires. What do I win?

Crying. Hey, I’m a new man OK?

Whittling. With an inappropriately large knife.

Also doing first air on myself using superglue. See above.

Large tissues.

Use small ones – it will look in proportion then! 😉

My voice.
I make Barry White sound like Peewee Herman.

This week I have dispatched a few large-ish cockroaches, and a couple of unidentified (but invariably poisonous) spiders with my trusty flip-flop.

Changing SDS bits.

Yesterday I watched 4 episode’s of Wheeler Dealers, 3 episodes of Car SOS, 1 Fast n Loud, 1 Overhauling and a Top Gear. I can now suck air through my teeth and shake my head like a real mechanic when confronted with any car problem. (Day 4 post elbow operation and not able to use arm for another 2 weeks, I will turn into a mechanical Wikipedia don’tcha know).

I was also going to add pushing a builders wheel barrow loaded up with mot, but the wife all 5ft nothing of her muscled me out of the way and pushed it for me. 😯

Managing to get an old diesel engine running again using nothing but a basic tool kit out in the sticks after we hydraulicked it by driving the Landy through too deep water without a snorkel.

Crying. Hey, I’m a new man OK?

You big girl.

Real men weep these days.

2x Body weight Deadlifts
Gutting a fresh bow hunting kill
Cross Stitch