2p to whoever identifies this stud 😀

Apologies for nipple-age

right thats it, as a result of sfb’s contribution could we please have it written into the forum rules that posting pictures of your own hairy arse gets you a banning. 😆

A tan and an exotic location (and about 8 years ago)

me, with excessive arse clenching

5 points to whiever can guess the location.
and i’m sorry ladies, me and my clenched arse are taken.

Jesus we have to drink that water you know!

Loving this thread, not been on here for a while now, and it’s great to come back and see all of this.

Keep us girls smiling

Keep us girls smiling

yes, but you’re meant to smiling with joy at seeing all these handsome* and toned gents rather than collapsing on the floor in giggly hysterics 😉

*obviously for some of us to fit into that category it would rely on the ladies looking at this thread being:

a) mental
b) very desperate for male company
c) madly in love with the looks of Shane Macgowan
d) compassionate to poor deluded middle aged men who still think they “have it” by posting nice comments, safe in knowledge that they’ll never actually meet them

🙂

I’m rather curiuos as to why so many blokes seem prone to stripping off,and posing, bollock-naked, in the wilderness!
There seem way too many contributions. I reckon you’ve all been on a photo shoot with Gok!!!

I’m rather curiuos as to why so many blokes seem prone to stripping off,and posing, bollock-naked, in the wilderness!

I’m not. I really don’t want to know why they do it, and quite frankly I wish they wouldn’t. It’s unseemly.

Quite why this thread hasn’t been closed or deleted, I have no idea.

And this, a family forum…. 🙁

I thought topless pics were a bit OTT but all the naked ones? LOL! Good work.

Elfin – how about you start your own Thursday thread for showing off your beige, leather elbow padded cardigans?

You don’t half come across as a moaning old tart at times.

If you don’t like it, how about you don’t read it? Yes some are naked but they are silly/daft photos, not sinister. If you have an issue, you deal with it yourself.

You need to get out more.

elfin “dealing with himself” whilst thinking about the pictures on this thread is not a mental image I need thank you very much surf-mat 😯

*wanders off to find the mind bleach*

😆 at tazzy!!!

Surf-matt…you’ve not been ’round long enough to “get” Elfin.

See…Elfin does get out and about…here’s a photo of him earlier today…

But if he did ever post a naked pic it would be something like this…

I’m rather curiuos as to why so many blokes seem prone to stripping off,and posing, bollock-naked, in the wilderness!

I would go naked most of the time if it were allowed 🙂

But if he did ever post a naked pic it would be something like this…

Well, it certainly wouldn’t be anywhere near as AWESOME as you, Mat, would it? In fact, I’m amazed that any bloke on here has actually bothered to post a pic of themselves, considering your AWESOMENESS.

You’ve just knocked what pathetic vestige of confidence I had left, out of me, what with you being soooo tall and AWESOME, and me being so short and un-awesome. 😥 And to think, I only just got over crying myself to sleep at night (and wetting the bed) because of this…

Elfin – how about you start your own Thursday thread for showing off your beige, leather elbow padded cardigans?

You don’t half come across as a moaning old tart at times.

If you don’t like it, how about you don’t read it? Yes some are naked but they are silly/daft photos, not sinister. If you have an issue, you deal with it yourself.

You need to get out more.

I think, in such situations as this, the term is ‘pwned’ According to the cool kids, anyway…. 8)

Curious – droning cockney moaner in “actually I’m the clever one here” mystery.

I believe it was you Elfin that said you were the perfect weight and BMI for your age with perfect blood pressure/pulse/whatever…

Cor lummee strike a light guvnor me old china apples n pears dog n bone on the old joanna…

I believe it was you Elfin that said you were the perfect weight and BMI for your age with perfect blood pressure/pulse/whatever…

I am. Like I said, sunshine; you need any tips, me old cock-sparrer, you come to me. 😉

(Toddles off to go to a right old knees up with Chas n Dave, Babs Windsor and Dick van Dyke…)

Cor lummee strike a light guvnor me old china apples n pears dog n bone on the old joanna…

I think I can say without fear of contradiction that that makes more sense than any other post of yours ever 🙂

OMG if this thread turns into Fred vs AWESOME it could go on for days…

Nah; you’re forgetting my ADHD. I’ll get bored quite quickly.

Besides, I’d want a slightly better challenge than Surf-Mat, come on….

LOLs at al! 8)

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Me in Luxor Egypt.

I’ve seen that Buff somewhere before!

OMG if this thread turns into Fred vs AWESOME it could go on for days

i.e. a legend in his own lunchtime vs a legend in his own lunchbox…

😯

Besides, I’d want a slightly better challenge than Surf-Mat, come on….

If it’s a war of bleating and moaning attrition, fair enough, you’ve won already.

THIS PICTURE CANNOT BE EXPLAINED

Could be a picture of a bearded fellow putting fish onto a shelf..

Ello, Babs Windsor ear;

If you want Elfinsafety, ee sez eeze watching the football, and eel be back later, alright darlin’?

Hehehehe! Ooo, cheeky!

the meaning of that picture is between me and the owner of the Cod right!, i can reveal though that forever more that night will be remembered as “COD NIGHT”

hungrymonkey – Blackwater Dam

Is that kinlochleven?

No it’s Barbara Windsor, silly. 🙄

Two drums and a cymbal fell down a mountain – badoom tish etc.
🙂

😀

Still laughing at Jimmy – I love the way your shorts match the bed spread.

And

rOcKeTdOg – Member

Jesus we have to drink that water you know!

i was thinking it was Elan valley, Brum’s water supply

Lovin’ this thread. 😆

You guys have been brilliant – self-deprecation is where it’s at!

PS Stop picking on Elf. 👿