I know there’s some culinary types on here, so I thought I’d bring this wonder to your attention.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/kitchen-gadgets-review-egg-master-horrifying-unholy-affair

😯

I feel violated

I love his review. 🙂

I feel violated

I know! bloody portrait video 🙄

Looks like a Pharaoh’s Serpent:

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dhHpHOgrUI[/video]

This was on ‘Big Box Little Box’.

It’s an abomination.

So basically that’s an omelette in cylindrical form, as opposed to the traditional disc shaped omelette.

Wishing to avoid offending anyone, all omelettes in the present vicinity are excepted, of course.
🙂

Oh, and to quote the old adage:
“If it looks wrong, it is probably, wrong”

I crack two whole eggs into the hot tunnel, trying to ignore the gurgling sound from within

LMAO!

It’s like a Richard Laymon novel. Only possibly less tasty

So basically that’s an omelette in cylindrical form

Nah a proper omelette is folded seven times to create layers.
Otherwise it’s just a giant fried egg.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaI-f-8SqFo[/video]

what the f is a pharoah serpent? like it!

what the f is a pharoah serpent? like it!

It’s what happens when you burn Mercury Thiocyanate. Cool huh?

(possibly not a good one to do in the kitchen though, as mercury and cyanide are not exactly food safe!)

That’s brilliant.

I must try “Egg Master Egg Dog”

No. You really can’t combine the words “dog” and “egg” and make it edible!

Oh wow! The advert:

[video]https://youtu.be/a201LjUz_YA[/video]

and I thought the day I heard the microwave going bing was bad enough when somebody had offered you scrambled eggs…

My OH’s aunt manages to make amazing scrambled eggs in the microwave. Easily the best scrambled eggs I’ve had regardless of source. I’ve no idea what she does differently because usually it’s the death knell for a breakfast.

The video in the OP is like a culinary reinterpretation of the TdF doping thread.

😡

although…

It’s quite space-efficient, being so dense with evil. The box contains free wooden skewers, to defend yourself from your food, and a pipe cleaner to swab the device, although no holy water to soak it in.

😆

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6X9KcrXHwg[/video]

Egg log!
😆

and I thought the day I heard the microwave going bing was bad enough when somebody had offered you scrambled eggs…

as bad as Morrisons breakfast not available because they had run out of pre-scrambled eggs?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyn4GE2Fxq4[/video]

😯
Bacon?

Even the chives are repelled by the egg-log……
😕

just watched the Japanese advert. Next Friday I will be on the phone with colleagues in Tokyo and all i’ll able to think of is “Original Egg-uh Master!”

“Original Egg-uh Master!”

So that’s what happened to Mark E Smith!