Apologies if this had been done before. I’ve not been around here too much lately:

I have legal issues concerning a fence and some bike locks. I’ve been bleating about them in the forum. I’ve had a PM:

“ Hello!
Greetings.
I am Miss Rosine Kotchi i just want to let you know that there is something very serious and urgent i will like to share with you.
Please kindly respond as soon as you get this mail so that i can explain myself in a more better way.contact me back here just for more details (miss_kotchi2@yahoo.com) miss_kotchi2 at yahoo dot com
Expecting to hear from you.
Miss Rosine Kotchi”

Apologies Miss Kotchi if you are a ‘work for free’ solicitor or something…..

All your problems are over!

If you chuck us the username I’ll dig out the hammer.

Don’t delay, get in touch today!

Heelo myname is RoXy.
Feellin fenced in or loked outt it wurk?8!
Weal no wurris iLL Uar Priblims ArrDover
Call me

I had the same one but sorry cougar I deleted it before seeing your post

Hands off.
She PMed me first.

@Cougar
Roseco is the user name

She’s a tart that Miss Kotchi. I thought I was the special one.

She wants to be my friend.

She has your lock if you provide the key.

I was going to claim against Singletrack for the emotional hurt caused by not being propositioned by Miss Kotchi, probably because of my age. But it’s OK now.

Did you walk too close to someone today who looked like they may have ‘The Covid’ ,DO NOT WORRY!! just send me your home address and bank card details,a proper good Covid test kit will arrive in the post quicker than you can say ” Woah,I’m going to Barbados”