Stuff that makes you disproportionately cross

People who don’t take their empty glasses back to the bar when they get a fresh pint.

The butchering of hedges by tractors but it’s all the 2″ bits of hawthorn thrown on to the roads and pavements, not good for cyclists and I’m guessing dogs don’t love it much either

The hanging of decorations, accessories, ornaments or whatever off draw handles.  Little stuffed, embroidered hearts ‘n’ shit tied on to drawer handles with ribbons. Now whilst these pointless fripperies are attached to drawers belonging to the perpetrator of this tat-crime, they dangle over drawers belonging to me. So that they fall into my drawer when I open it, making impossible to close it without first performing a tat-ectomy.

The same perpetrator who is biologically incapable of viewing any flat surface in our abode without thinking “every square inch of this needs to covered in chintzy tat”.

The same one who requires me to spend ten minutes removing a mountain of cushions from the bed or sofa before I can use them.

Despite this rant, I do really, really like this person. But some days I do find myself perusing the Travis Perkins catalogue for patio slabs.

off draw handles

You’re on notice.

You’re on notice.

Guilty. Doh! Thanks for drawering my attention to it.

Despite this rant, I do really, really like this person. But some days I do find myself perusing the Travis Perkins catalogue for patio slabs.

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My colleague who blames traffic for them being late every day.  I’m sure there’s a lesson in there they could learn but choose not to.