[Closed] Sod the important stuff, let's have a good old Friday petty irritations thread

Things that are really of no consequence, but cause you disproportionate levels of urinary steam.

I'll start:

Lattes (do you want milk in your coffee? This has always been possible, it's called a white coffee)

Men who carry change in purses/wallets when they have perfectly good pockets (it's just wrong)