[Closed] Smuggest face on TV?

Piers Bloody Morgan.

I won't post a picture because I'm kind.

Ooh, Piers. I hadn't taken him into account...

* revises list *

James Martin: a great rubbery pile of tits, oozing bile.

a great rubbery pile of tits

best
insult
ever

arrpee, quote of the day 😆

a great rubbery pile of tits

[i]best
insult
ever[/i]

Dunno, it has a certain attraction

arrpee wins description of the month. So true!

Ed Baines celebrity [s]tosser[/s] chef

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I could punch his dial for months on end.

Tim Lovejoy. THREAD EXPLODES

Three Muppets:
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Admittedly more known for his crimes against radio but I believe he is trying to do the same with minor digital TV channels. lothesome little tit.

Nicky Campbell

Ann Robinson

Simon bloody Cowell

Alistair Stewart news reader.
'Today thousands die in earthquake', then he gives you a look that says ' but im alright and i live in a big house'

[i]Dunno, it has a certain attraction[/i]

On a woman maybe...

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Today I'm torn between:
Caroline [s]Jones [/s]Quentin

for her horrific Cornish fairytale thing on ITV

This program boils my p155. She floats around in her green coat (if it's that nice there why don't take your coat off then?) stating just how effin wonderful the place is while trying desperately not to say 'by the way, did I mention I've got a house here?'
How the hell did ITV get talking into doing a 30 min advert for the place every week?
Grrrrr.

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This program boils my p155. She floats around in her green coat (if it's that nice there why don't take your coat off then?) stating just how effin wonderful the place is while trying desperately not to say 'by the way, did I mention I've got a house here?'
How the hell did ITV get talking into doing a 30 min advert for the place every week?
Grrrrr.

Totally.

I lived in Cornwall for almost 10 years and it's not much like twee Quentin-land, which seems to be a melange of rugged seafaring types, wholesome rural happiness, village festivals and lashings of cider and cream tea.

Has that woman never been to St. Austell or Camborne?

Gnash Gnash. 👿

EDIT: The spotty green jacket is to make her fit in amongst the Cornish coastal trails so it's harder for me to track her down...

Makes me want to punch the telly every time he's on... and he's my MP!

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I'm quite surprised Robert Peston hasn't been mentioned yet.

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I'd rather have a six mile long tapeworm than see this spectacular shit.

Purist beat me to it.

Would still be a smug little irritating puswad even if I wasn't a teacher (it's lunchtime now before anyone starts).

slainte 😈 rob

this set of smug bastards
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beat them? bring it on.

Gervais
Cowell
Rory wotsisname, with the hair, beard & belly
And a whole lot more I can't be bothered with

@ terrahawk

I quite like Daphne 😳 but CJ is a knobber of the highest helmetage.

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Edit: Darn it. Anyway, it's C5 arsepiece Matthew Wright.

This thread really should have ended as soon as Peirs Morgan was mentioned

Eggheads - my take:

Daphne pretends to guess when she knows the answer really. And she's always going on about her bloody grand kids.Is she a bit deaf? "nmagdagascar Jermey."

Chris I quite like. He likes trains and seems to not really give a 5hit when he loses.

CJ is a camp,condescending,odious little prick.

Kevin I quite like. He has incredible knowledge and a very dry SoH.

Barry is a swivel-eyed animal botherer.

Pat is knowledgeable but boring.

Judith is SO POSH it hurts.

And I actually like Jeremy Vine. What are his crimes?

And I actually like Jeremy Vine. What are his crimes?

Not a Radio 2 listener, ds?

😉

Lousie Mensch.

Also reminded of the classic headline from 'The Day Today':

'Portillo's Face "Felt Like Guts", Says Girl'.

Has that woman never been to St. Austell or Camborne?

Doubt it. Train dont stop Camborne Wednesdays.

noteeth - Member
Lousie Mensch.

yeah, but you would though, you deviant, wouldnt you? 😉

*apologises in advance*

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Michael [s]N[/s]Robinson - tv chef thingy.

Acme anvil fodder.

ps - I think Ms. Quentin would make for a pleasant and comfy hour in the chamber...

I think Ms. Quentin would make for a pleasant and comfy hour in the chamber...

I take your smug chefs and raise you Nigel pissface Slater:

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All good suggestions above!

But I keep returning to this:

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Foul, smug and oh so slappable.

+1 for Gove

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Really dislike Clare Balding too. An awful sports presenter and seems to have a right nasty streak to her as well.

yeah, but you would though

I sure as hell wouldn't!

Good lord. That Mensch woman totally epitomises / personifies tory!

Eugh.

I sure as hell wouldn't!

Good lord. That Mensch woman totally epitomises / personifies tory!

Just Googled Lousie Mensch. It would require Pims and plenty of it!

This git.

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Silverdales' eyes are just that tiny, but critical, bit too close together. A matter of microns perhaps but it makes him loook like an alien freak show.

Mensch... urgh... career Tory.

Anybody who wants to be an MP from the age of 14 shouldn't be allowed to be one.

At the age of fourteen she had joined the Conservative Party, after being inspired by Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, but in 1996 she briefly switched to Tony Blair's Labour Party saying she believed him to be "socially liberal but an economic Tory". By 1997 she had returned to the Conservatives and helped her mother, Daphne, win a seat in East Sussex County Council from the Liberal Democrats.

In defence of John Inverdale...met him in person 3 years ago when he was hosting a corporate conference for us. Charming, down to earth and not a prima donna. Told some very funny tales as part of his routine and then was happy to tell the unPC ones in the bar afterwards. Top guy. Most celebs are complete w@nk3rs off screen and expect 5star service, John was happy to get his own tea

Anybody who wants to be an MP [s]from the age of 14[/s] shouldn't be allowed to be one.

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What are these two jokers thinking about?

Louise Mensch?

Let it not be forgotten that as 'Louise Bagshawe', Louise Mensch is also responsible for some truly woeful chick lit. I know, I've read it....

That complete ****t who hosts grand designs , I have colleagues who have dealt with him and he is that obnoxious in real life !

piers morgan, simon cowell not that i ever watch anything they appear on

louise mensch is just irritating-
was nice to see her show up for the gormless soundbyte toting tory drone that she is on have i got news for you

Matthew Wright. His smug mangled face drives me insane. Everything he says also has the same effect.

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I feel the Tory/Lib dem front bench has a monopoly on smugness, and are consatantly on the telly.

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From: http://cameronyeah.tumblr.com/ (one for the Nathan Barley fans)

Harry_the_Spider - Member
Mensch... urgh... career Tory.

Didn't she used to work in the music industry? I think that is where she met her husband who, iirc, is the manager of Metallica.

2 pages in and no Jeremy Kyle??

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I can't speak coherently about this self-satisfied buffoon, without loSInG iiitttt k ck c , ....

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or

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Don't think you can beat may for smugness?

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At the top table at a Smug Prick convention...