You need the MBSwindon concept bike. No photos yet.
-fully rigid lefty fork
-rear suspension
-BMX front wheel
-29er on the back running tubeless
-sturmey archer rear hub with single speed conversion
-front brakes: hydraulic disc
-rear brakes: cable operated rim brake
-both brakes operated by a single lever
-handlebars: MTB with roadie arms
-extras: front basket
3 speed gear stick in the “groin zone”
Some handlebar mirrors would be good too
” Built in Strava “?
SPD sadlle
dropper steering tube
Electronic shifters and ceramic seatpost
650b inner tubes
Raleigh horn-beep beep.
Those coloured thingys that go on the spokes.
Flag on a stick-union jack?
the motorbike noise maker thing.
Just buy a Jones. Halfway there.
(Jeff Jones, builds some of the strangest looking 2 wheeled titanium creations. All custom.)
Tassles on the ends of the bars
ABS brakes
Slick tyres with soft knobbly centre strip for extra rolling grip
Twin air horns
2wd and a reverse gear.
Roll-over bars, seat belt
All in red white and blue to represent the jubilee.
Can’t wait to see the prototype. It will be amazing and unique.
Frame made from Unobtainium?
What about Rhodium rims..?
Don’t forget 140mm travel spokes.
Uphill assist
Bike Jumble at Hullavington this weekend, could get the parts ther
HAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ. You are such comedians on this forum.. Hahaha. I’m dying here.
To think you actually sat there and could be bothered to type that out? Are you nuts? Don’t you have work to do?