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At least it wasnt in your (hogs) eye!

scotxh bonne5 in thhe eye

[chuckle]

Alls good now, i'm trying to make chilli bread and got a little in my eyes so went to wash it out putting loads in my eye, blinded for 5 mins like onions times 10.

Been there – putting contacts in after chopping some the previous night.

I also once went 'yellow pages' with my wife (or girlfriend as she was at the time). She didn't like that much 🙂

Similar affect when using Mad Dog 357 chili sauce 😥

NEVER go for a piss after chopping chillies. A lesson painfully learnt by a mate at chef college.

NEVER go for a piss after chopping chillies. A lesson painfully learnt by a mate at chef college.

Or get carried away with wandering hands with your new girlfriend of 3 months!! Now ex lol 😆

Or get carried away with wandering hands with your new girlfriend of 3 months!! Now ex lo

See above ^^^^^^^ been there too 🙂 (except she is now my wife)

Ha ha makes them squirm tho 😆