Are ye nae ready?

http://www.readyscotland.org/are-you-ready/winter-weather/

When are they launching one for south-east England, which grinds to a halt with a little more than a bawhair of snow?

And then despite Scotland having 19 feet of snow, focus on some perky weatherette on top of broadcasting house with earmuffs and a view of London slush. 🙄

Nothing wrong with focusing on perky weatherettes…

When are they launching one for south-east England

😀

That’d be good. Here’s some suggestions for the FAQ:

Q: What is snow?
A: Ghastly white cold stuff from the north. You may also have seen some on a winter holiday when you to a ski resort and sat about drinking all day. Note: due to our unique climate, the snow in the London area is dark grey.

Q: What do I need to survive the snowy apocalypse in the South East?
A: Shoes (preferably not open-toed and with good tread), a jacket. Temperatures may drop as low as -2.

Q: Will snow make my car explode?
A: No, but it will cause you to drive like an idiot.

Will the trains run?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!…