If you want to become a Big Hitter, follow this helpful guide:
1. Select a topic, any one will do, but preferably you should know little to nothing about it.
2. Do not read any of the posts, instead, skim over certain key words which make you angry.
3. Immediately post something which is only vaguely relevant to the thread topic, but is wildly emotive and hugely predictable (it helps if you’ve already adopted the same stance in other threads, check the Daily Mail comments section for good examples)
4. Copy the text you just posted in step 3.
5. Don’t fully read any of the replies after your post, again only a glance at random words taken completely out of context will be sufficient.
6. Paste the text you copied in step 4. Add in a couple of points of anecdotal evidence, and maybe a few exclamation marks.
7. Repeat steps 5 and 6 until thread is locked.
Congratulations, you are now a Big Hitter.