The magic cat is Nick Nowles…who can't sing by the way.

Just a thought.

Magic cat. Red and white stripy headset.
Do all cats come with headsets?

Some come with crowns, has anyone tried racing them?

Steve Peat should really have a magic cat.

Although i reckon Sam Hill will think celery is a clear advantage.

Not long to find out.

oh and 26 to go….not many really.

My cat is not magic. It is lazy and sleeps in a Timbuk2 bag.

Do magic cats race with skin suits or baggies around their pyramids?

My contribution to edge this thread toward the magic 1000.

I don't really like cats because they can't ride bikes.

Pies can't ride bikes either, but you like those don't you?

And cake. Never seen a down hilling Battenberg, but EVERYONE likes cake, no?

But carrot cake is the King of Cakes, so it can do anything. I reckon it could give Steve Peat a run for its flour.

ginsterdrz – Member

My contribution to edge this thread toward the magic 1000.

I don't really like cats because they can't ride bikes.

Cats can't ride bikes – you are correct… However clearly you've never met a Magic Cat… They can not only ride bikes… But they can do so in their Celery Pyramids…

Cats can ride bikes – here's their equipment

And here's one in action

OMG!!! Is that a real cat?

Needs a bike fit, that top tube is far too long…

OMG!!! Is that a real cat?

No, it's a magic cat. All magic cats exist somewhere between reality and the weird (Yorkshire or Wales I think!) 😕

Jeez can't you guys keep on topic for one minute? 😆

Dickyboy – Member

Jeez can't you guys keep on topic for one minute?

What do you mean "on topic" how is talking about the impact Magic Cats riding bikes have on headsets (and their respective crown races) not on topic?

What could be more appropriate for the topic?

Are you trying to tell me Magic Cats have nothing to do with crown races?

Topics have a hazelnut in every bite (allegedly, although not yet proven with hard fact), a hazelnut is the perfect size for a cat to stand on and wave its magic celery, and hazelnuts may have been found in the Pyramids (perhaps), thereby proving the link between crown races and chocolate bars. On topic – fact! Probably.

this is the Cheshire Cat google tells me.

That might be the Cheshire Cat… But this is the Chesire Cheese

I wonder if they have a Cat?

(And if it is Magic)

"That might be the Cheshire Cat… But this is the Chesire Cheese. I wonder if they have a Cat?"

They have celery.

Hmmmm…….

does this one start a new page?

guess not

Good god no!! Don't jump the gun, the magic cat will be very, very cross with you.

As the enlightened will know, the clue for the next page lies at the top along with the creation of a new superpower 'The Crown Race'.

I'm a big fan of cheese, Cheshire or otherwise.

I would love it if the mods killed this thread before 1000 😈

Don't put ideas in their heads.

bakes – Member

I would love it if the mods killed this thread before 1000

If they tried the Magic Cat would come and get them…

Their punishment would almost certainly involve Celery…

Or being forced to participate in a Clown Race

Apparently, according to some, Shimano chain rings are made of cheese, but probably Swiss, cos its full of holes to save weight.

Another vote for the mods killing the thread at 999.

Less than 10 to go!

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kill it.

*Begins mahoooosive prog rock drum solo to announce the coming of the age of aqarius and/or the 1000'th post*

You just know it is going to be an anti-climax.

Speeking of prog rock, would a silver machine contain a headset? And if so a crown race? Were Hawkwind in fact singing about Brants latest niche-core ti hardtail?

You just know it is going to be an anti-climax.

thats not what your mother said :-p

How could it ever be an anti-climax? Magic Cats are never an anti-climax…

Anyway,

YES.

One Thousand!!!

Yay! Get in!