London should be in the ****ing sea

Give it 50 years.

They’re both derived from Spanish, but seem to crop up a lot in the UK. Strata FLorida

Where do you think Spain got the word from? Strata Florida is from Ystrad Fflur meaning valley of flowers. I guess someone who lived there spoke Latin…

Anyone who’s been to Dewsbury will have seen the roads signs for

Ossett – no, not gusset or an ocelot

Chickenly – surely this should in Louisiana?

Flushdyke – I’d best not say anything

California also just north of Great Yarmouth, Lincolnshire also has a Miami beach!

No Place, in County Durham, shouldn’t be anywhere!
Stanley, also Co Durham, should be with Hilda in Coronation street!
Pity me, Co Durham, should be all of the UK!
Can you tell I’m from Durham!

East Linton (East Lothian) and West Linton (Scottish Borders) should at least be in the same county.

Friend of mine was 28 before he realised that Hastings wasn’t in Scotland. He only learned whey he tried to deliver 20 tonnes of plywood from Port of Tyne rather than Tilbury and was given the cost.

what about Northampton and Southampton?

East Linton (East Lothian) and West Linton (Scottish Borders) should at least be in the same county.

Northampton/Southampton?
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Lincolnshire also has a Miami beach!

Also Boston, New York, New England and Scotland

Beaten to it 🙈

Surrey Hill – Actually in Berkshire (it’s the Reservoir you pass on the way upto red 15 at Swinley)

Clovelly should be in Wales, not north Devon

Doublebois is Cornwall, should be in France

What’s Dunkirk doing in France? It should be in Scotland!

It’s just outside Canterbury

Doublebois is Cornwall, should be in France

Add Cambois to that, it’s in Northumberland

Scotroutes I’ve done that ride too!

I always thought ecclefechan should be in wales

Surry Hills – it’s in Sydney, not south east England and is pretty flat

Strasbourg should be in Germany, not France

It has changed hands a few times over the years

Paris, Texas
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, I don’t know if it’s in the wrong place but like the name

Slatterdale should be in Yorkshire not up in the Highlands

Washington and Philadelphia aren’t in the US, they’re actually just outside Sunderland.

Don’t know about Washington (worst service station anywhere), but wasn’t Philadelphia named after the one in the states?

Unlike nearby Washington, it post-dates its namesakein the United States, being named during the American Revolutionary War by a local colliery owner to commemorate the British capture of the city. The village cricket field is named “Bunker Hill”, after another famous battle in that war.

Blackpool should be the capital of Ireland.

Paradise should unequivocally NOT be just outside Askam in Furness. Its a nice view, mind.

Leith Harbour should be a few hundred metres from my flat not tens of thousands of miles away on the edge of the antarctic

Aboyne is near Aberdeen, not in Northern Ireland.

Afaik, a lot of Icelandic words are derived, not from Norse, but gaelic!

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Royston clearly belongs in Lancashire, not Hertfordshire.

Moved to Royston from Edinburgh 20 years ago for a 1 year placement so it looks like “you’ll never leave” is true here also

Kinlochewe. It should be where Poolewe is.

Wales should be Wales, not a place just south east of Sheffield.

Rhodesia, shouldn’t be near Worksop.

Wester Ross. Should be beside the Narrow Sea, not South of Sutherland.

Herstmonceux is definitly the wrong side of the channel.

I was real disappointed the first time I rode through Dallas…

And I’m always confused when I see the Altgaard signs before Alness…

I’ve yet to find the Hollywood sign in Hollywood south of Brum

Caer Caradoc, should be one of the Welsh 3000s in Snowdonia not a medium sized hill in England,  just outside Church Stretton.

Chesham Bois should be in France not Bucks. It is a wood and if it was in France they’d at least pronounce it properly not “boys”

Stranraer should be in Nornirland, not Scotland

North America…the Langsett end of Cut Gate. What were they thinking?

Or did they wistfully name a continent in tribute.

What’s Cheltenham doing in Monmouthshire?

Chesham Bois should be in France not Bucks. It is a wood and if it was in France they’d at least pronounce it properly not “boys”

I always thought Theydon Bois must be the poshest place in Essex.

It’s probably not far off, TBF.

Frecheville does not sound like a Sheffield suburb.

I always thought ecclefechan should be in wales

or Craggy Island.

Stranraer should be in Nornirland, not Scotland

They’re very welcome to it……but only on condition they take Paisley as well.

I see a pattern here.