yes doctor, the dream started and I was standing there naked holding a tray of coffee, and in the bathtub were two naked women, giggling laughing, and they invited me to join them, just as I put the tray down and was dipping a toe into the water…
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I got hit… you see it was my wife having this dream not me and yet I got hit in real life

I ask you … is this fair?

As your mother.

do you know my mommy? are you my mommy?