Next hipster trend?

We’ve had street art, fixies, coffee, craft beer and posh trews..

If I wanna make some dollars in a provincial town a few months from now what bandwagon should I be jumping on?

wood burning stoves…

Beer blending. Offer beer in small (expensive) quantities and let the buyer blend it into something of their own liking.

Good food, good beer, good coffee and a nice evening place to sit with bar stools and conversation. It’s catching on here

Ooh! A mongolian beer barbeque!

E bikes

IN car BBQ ..

Posh sheds and log shelters made by artisan craftsmen with a thick beard and a bun on top of their heid guising as carpenters thinking they are Jesus as they fire their Spit nail gun to tie the decking cut offs together

Pop ups selling organic ,artisan ,gluten free ,detoxing sugar plum fairies.
Or a Sunbed shop?

Beer blending. Offer beer in small (expensive) quantities and let the buyer blend it into something of their own liking

A black and tan.

Good food, good beer, good coffee and a nice evening place to sit with bar stools and conversation. It’s catching on here

We call that a ‘pub’, ‘bar’ or ‘cafe’.
People without beards have had them for a while.
🙂

a book taking the piss out of hipsters

Beard clippers and razors. Sooner or later they’re going to want to get rid of their beards.

IN car BBQ ..

Leather goods
Loose leaf tea
Colonic irrigation

Possibly a leather colonic irrigation kit to infuse yourself with tea.

knitting – making jumpers with, yerknow, organic wool from a really really rare breed of donkey

yeah Tarquin, it’s a vintage loom, all manual; look at the weft

Beard clippers and razors. Sooner or later they’re going to want to get rid of their beards.

Indeedy. But want are the going to do when they want to get rid of their tats? They can’t stay in fashion fit ever.

I’d be buying up/or taking shares in Police Riot Gear, once A50’s been invoked (yea, right) normal law abiding society will be buying this up sharpish.

Half fat bikes with a fat front wheel and a normal rear. 😉

And drop bar cx bikes that can accommodate 60mm tyres. 😯

In times of recession and anxiety people tend to seek comfort in low rent nostalgia – in 2008 as the recession started sales of frozen fish fingers rocketed

I reckon shit weak lager is due a comeback now that brexit and everything. Skol, Kerstral, Lamot, Harp…… Breaker. Anything 8 cans for a fiver. But now with the pound on its arse – 1/3 of a can for £8

Or candyfloss

Or gonks

Or stick eyes on candy floss and sell it as ‘edible gonks’

How about you reintroduce ‘Danger Night’ and start a travelling fairground thats only open on the thursday before the dates advertised on the posters.

@bikebuoy: more camp than christmas….. 😀

Beer cans are going up in size.

Artisan Anderson Shelters?

^^ Chilean Police 😯

@drac: spit and vomit. Does anyone recognise that from Newcastle back in the *****?
Oh shit, am I really that old?

The hipster in my office has taken to wearing a sheepskin coat just like my dad used to wear when he drove our MkIII Cortina in the 70s

Artisan cheese toasties

We call that a ‘pub’, ‘bar’ or ‘cafe’.
People without beards have had them for a while.

Yes but as they used to serve watery beer, crap food and look at strangers like they had heads they look like they are falling out of fashion

Fascism.

Massive 70’s style lady-muffs. For men.

EDIT: Although I’m up for artisan cheese toasties.

New Romantics 2.0

Artesian Cheese

Well, that’s new….

🙂
Damn you Onion….beaten to it.

Well, that’s new

Deep, man. Deep.

slightly scared to ask,but here we go,what is a lady muff?

Deep, man. Deep.

If you can tap into the right underground volcanic thermal do-hickery you could be the Cheesy Geyser Geezer

I already did. Didn’t you get my message, I phoned you…

pitduck – Member
slightly scared to ask,but here we go,what is a lady muff?

Big furry muff.