Ice axe through hand practising winter climbing up a tree in July, in Reading. I then had to push start the car to get to A+E. Not big, not clever.
Swiss Army penknife burried up to hilt in thigh whilst cutting the little bobble off the seat belt in order to fit child seat to car for No1 son’s first ever outing. Mrs Ambrose and MiL dropped me off at A+E and took son to the seaside. I was still waiting to be seen when they returned.
Decided to see how the new kayak performed, so went to play in Penycau Falls, in spate. Easily Grade V. Flipped, rolled, smashed head on rock. Fractured base of skull. Trip to A+E.
Most of me fell off Carreg y Barcud, Pembrokeshire. Some of me remains wedged in the tiny crack 🙁 Trip to A+E.
Mrs A and I fell off the Midi-Plan traverse. LOTS of blood, like so much I thought I was going to be sick just looking at it. She was lieing face down, the snow was SO red. All she had done was cut her lip. I wrecked the left side of my body and my right knee. Still get flashbacks, almost 25 years later. Trip to French A+E
They are shutting the local A+E. I’m doomed 🙁