After a quick glance at the BBC I was delighted to see that Nigella is now free from Ebola.

She still needs to release those School Girls though.

I thought Motorhead still had them

I was shocked to read that …Sex ’emerged in ancient Scottish lake’

Loch ,FFS

🙂

I was sad to see Robson Green’s career turn to porn.

Kirk Cobain to fight with the Turks

When I was a kid and the Solidarity movement in Poland was in full flow I remember being horrified as we drove down to Devon on holiday passing signs for Walsall.

I didn’t know that the unrest was only an hour’s drive from our house.

PLEASE STRONG

AVOID LIGHT

Anyone remember where this is from?

PLEASE STRONG

AVOID LIGHTcrisps dunno which, seabrook?

edit yup 🙂

That’s the one.

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I thought the Who were dealing with Ebola?

Dr Who?

Shopfitters/Shoplifters

Am I the only one?

Scottish Lakes

Police Speed.
Check Area.

😯

Shopfitters/Shoplifters

Am I the only one?

Marvellous, I’m bursting for a slash!

Kind of similar; there’s a town in North Lincolnshire that has a rude word ‘hidden’ in its name, and I can’t see that name written down without the rude word seeming as if it’s in bold type, foot high, red letters, underlined, such is the clarity with which **** appears.

Presumably you’re referring to what’s known in IT circles as the “Scunthorpe Problem”; ie, false positives in filtering software.

I had a headache with this fairly recently, with a large amount of our email being spam-blocked by external email filtering software. Transpired that it was objecting to “Specialist” appearing in email signatures as “Cialis” is apparently some sort of Viagra-a-like.

Kind of similar; there’s a town in North Lincolnshire that has a rude word ‘hidden’ in its name, and I can’t see that name written down without the rude word seeming as if it’s in bold type, foot high, red letters, underlined, such is the clarity with which **** appears.

Ah yes..

And not forgetting this:

There’s a Polish shop on Leith Walk in Edinburgh – “Laiba Boutique” – Ahem.

The top of a packet of Bold states “Dose Less”
Took me ages wondering why you would advertise that it does less.

I remember hearing a report on the news when I was a kid about guerilla warfare and getting really scared: I was left thinking that there was no hope for humans if gorillas had taken up arms against us

Damn you Bruneep.

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The van with Rochdale Scrap on it always makes me think it needs an apostrophe and different spacing.