does that not fail the ” looking like a berk” test?

I hope not, cos I’ve done it on and off for years.

So – the outcome is:-

I am the bastard offspring of Frank Gallacher and Vladimir Karpets?

If I am a metrosexual who thinks Beckham is cool go for an alice band, rufty tufty biker go for the bandanna, normal person wear a hat or stay indoors.

I am the bastard offspring of Frank Gallacher and Vladimir Allied Karpets?

FTFY

You just need lots of these ….some of them match your eyes.

Never trust a long haired man.

An ex once dumped me for a long haired youth of 16 (half my age). In her illicit passion induced state she moved out without even a bean as pay-off from me. I got the house, the lot. He subsequently plundered her life savings, & cleared off abroad. He did me a favour. 🙂

TJ…are you a member of this…

http://longhairedmen.homestead.com/

DezB, so that’s who you were trying to look like, now lets see an actual photo of you and how ridiculous you looked. 😉

no – should I be?

midlifecrashes – Member

I am the bastard offspring of Frank Gallacher and Vladimir Allied Karpets?

FTFY

No.

I am the bastard offspring of Frank Gallacher and Vladimir Karpets?

FTFY.

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I used to have long hair but got it cut off when I started to look like Jesus.

I went to the barbers to get a grade 2 buzz cut all over and the barber asked if I wanted a ‘rats tail’ leaving on.

I sometimes wish I had said yes…

I used to have long hair but got it cut off when I started to look like Jesus.

I don’t look like Jesus.

Jesus looks like me.

lol that pic of you reminds me of shaun ryder

cut it off for charitythe sake of the children 🙂

DezB, so that’s who you were trying to look like, now lets see an actual photo of you and how ridiculous you looked.

That’ll take some finding! I’ll try.. I was pretty rugged and handsome though, I warn ya 😉

If I didn’t live somewhere where wearing a beanie pretty-much 24/7 is acceptable

You don’t!

shaun rider FFS 😈

You should hear what he said!

It’s not a great leap between names, either. Shaun Rider, Tandem Jeremy… I think we’re on to something here.

Just bought an alice band. Fail on the “looking like a berk” test

TJ joins the alice band;

I had long hair when I was in my 20s

I haven’t had long hair since my 20s

long grey hair on a 40something man is not a good look

Could be worse than Alice Cooper:

Years ago:

Me at my best – my wedding day:

Back in my 20’s i sported a 3ft long, bright red mohican (amongst other styles & colours) and mainly wore it tied back.
Was in the Post Office waiting to pay a bill, wearing a ripped, sleeveless shirt (showing tattoos) DPM combat trousers and german para boots with clog soles.

Heard a voice behind me say… “Mummy, why has that little lady got red hair?”

😳

Can never miss an opportunity to dig out an old meme.

Do it:

This is the best old photo of my long golden locks I can find, the only one that looks ok, but the day-to-day reality was more poodle ponce like due to my OCD for daily hair washing. Anyway, it got cut short 10 years ago, long hair is a PITA.

Lovin’ these locks. 8)

Not the best pic, but it’s all I could find – looking a bit scruffy. Me and mrs STR circa ’94…

BA Nana – do you know any bahasa?

konabunny, I’m assuming you’re suggesting I looked like a beach bum, or you’re taking the piss in some other way?. I once cried for my mum whilst stuck in transit for several days in Hong Kong, on route to visiting my big sister in Australia, Does that count?, probably not.

lol

No – you look like a guy I used to know. I didn’t want to put up his name here just in case. He spoke bahasa.

So – the outcome is:-

I am the bastard offspring of Frank Gallacher and Vladimir Karpets?

If I am a metrosexual who thinks Beckham is cool go for an alice band, rufty tufty biker go for the bandanna, normal person wear a hat or stay indoors.

And you are raging attention whoring egomaniac.

didn’t get time for a proper look through, this is the one 80s pic I could find in the big box of photos