"Makes whatever come alive" – banable offence?

Iz very disappointed. Thought this thread was about Frankenstein Bananas. 🙁

And another one: anyone typing “teh awesumz” should be banned, from the internet, for ever. Yes you CFH!

Hey! Leave CFH alone! After all, someone has to take on the role of the teacher who awkwardly tries to get down with the kids. 8)

^^ word.

..sends CFH some of teh awesumz virtual elbow patches for his tweed jacket.

😆 @ Jamie. Again.

What about typing “Internetz” instead of “Internet” I’m a prime offender for that, I’d love a proper ban for something rather than the arsey email I get every so often from a Mod because some sensitive soul has chosen to take offense at one of my posts…

I don’t think “…Makes the trail come alive…” has quite run its course just yet…

Bombers and wee posts are in decline but still pop up normally on any thread where the OP is struggling to cope with some sort of minor personal confrontation…

I’d like to see more people managing to work a reference to Picolax into their posts, seems to have been forgotten.

Nothing Brings an old joke alive like flogging it to death…trackworld

Sometimes there’s just no other way to explain the sheer excitement of something

monkeychild – Member
Tea tree and mint Original Source shower gel makes my gentleman parts come alive.

It’s a little known fact that Original Source only use tea tree from forests ridden through by 650b bikes.

^ you see… it’s got literally TONNES of mileage yet this one.

Have we done defibrillators yet? They really make me feel like dancing!

Flouncing should be a bannable offence, if it’s not, I’m out.

Inbred

stumpy01 – Member
That badger must be photoshopped. Their’s no way he could pedal that thing! (and he’s not wearing a helmet).

He’s freewheeling downhill, any idiot can see that! And badgers are really hard, they don’t need helmets!

He’s freewheeling downhill, any idiot can see that! And badgers are really hard, they don’t need helmets!

they don’t use brakes either for teh extra orsumz.

Makesthebanhammercomealivetrackworld

Will I ever live this down ;0(

seriously though.. anyone who couldn’t make my contact patch come alive would get owned with bombers. If you p1ssed in my 29er shoes I would have to 650b your awesomeness…….

Well that went about as well as could be expected.

It’sjustlikesixthformhumourtrackworld 🙄

I see your point, it’s all meme meme meme around here.

Martin,

bikeind – Member
Will I ever live this down ;0(

Unlikely I’m afraid (see Badger…) but you can probably work out a way to turn it to your advantage. T-shirts maybe? 😉

Well that went about as well as could be expected.

and you ,with all your high expectations an all 😆

If in doubt ,ask Liam .