If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle – that's the thing.
when looking back over your life you regret the things you did not do more that you regret the things you did do [thomthumbs sceanrio is an exception to this rule]
It's when your back's against the wall and life looks like going down the pan, you find out who your real friends are…
Nearly there but for me this is more appropriate:
It's when your back's against the wall and life looks like going down the pan, you find out who your real friends are… It is then time to ditch the cynicism and replace with optimism.
Use extra safe comdoms
Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission. [variant of one above]
Life is full of woe, so make an effort to enjoy yourself
Car washing and other domestic duties are not hobbies
Love everyone equally
If you can afford wine, then drink wine
"Do nothing in haste; look well to each step; and from the beginning think what may be the end" – Whymper
Two wheels good
I never understood this question "What do you want to be…?", because I am what I am – human. They should ask: "What do you want to do?". If "being" is anything to me, it is "doing". No?
Mr Woppit – Member
I'm wondering how many of these are what people think sound profound, as opposed to how many are the result of personal experience…
Further to my previous post, I can confirm that it took me many years to realise that I was rarely inebriated enough to dance with any aplomb until after the witching hour.