Well you're wrong and I think you smell

Well, I don't, so you're wrong.

thats just your opinion, which is of course, worthless.

Well I know not start every word in a sentence with a capital letter so I know more than you!

Pfffft. You know nothing. My opinion is the singular truth.

My opinion cannot be wrong. FACT.

You may think that if you like

I know. You can't stop me. That's why it's called an opinion.

No. The fact remains that whatever you say is wrong, unless I agree with it (and only then if you're not too smelly).

Children, please. You have so much to learn.

Would changing your opinion actually be stopping you having one opinion and substituting another for it?

I know. You can't stop me. That's why it's called an opinion.

You may think THAT if you like

to
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Oh! There they are wwaswas. Took me a while to find the little buggers.

You may think THAT if you like

Thankyou. I will. But only because you disagree.

(Looks in. Shakes head in bemusement at all the poor little deluded fools. Wanders off to make a cup of tea, and see if there are any Chinese rice snacks left.)

You may think THAT if you like
Thankyou. I will. But only because you disagree.

I'm happy for you to think what you like

When I want your opinions, I'll give them to you.

Happy? Sad more like.

Talkemada. I think you'll find coffee and a ginger snap was the right answer.

You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

Talkemada

Fancy Fred being in this thread. Where's TJ?

Crikey
Are you really that small?

I'm taller than I look, and you smell of wee.

Only because I'm next to you.

..in your wee soaked pants.

I didn't come here for an argument!

I don't have wee soaked pants.

They're huge

I like being abused by strangers. Does that count?

Yes. You'll fit right in. Abusing is better than abuse though, idiot.

smell my finger!

Talkemada. I think you'll find coffee and a ginger snap was the right answer.

Don't play games with me, sunshine. You're not in the same league. Now run along, before you do yourself a mischief. Numpty… 🙄

You know that last bit of poo that you can never quite wipe away?
That's you, that is.

it would appear that i have found the holiday camp for village idiots.

i feel quite at home

Crikey – Never? You just leave it? Get a bidet or some wet wipes.
Talkemeda – Oooooh. Get her. Technically that's threatening me aswell as abusing me – I like it

I'm taller than I look

because 9/10ths of you is below the surface ?

I'm like an iceberg made of meat.

But my pants are dry.

Dry, but sticky with leftover poo.

I'm wearing merino so I can't possibly smell.

*wonders if joining this party really is the right thing to do*

Ha ha you don't wash your clothes!

When I want an opinion from you lot I'll give it to you.