North Koreans would probably kill just for an opportunity to eat stale pork scratchings.
But pork scratchings taste gooooooddddd …
Have you ever tasted good pork scratchings? I have and they are nothing like those badly made rock hard teeth breaking ones. Good pork scratchings are crunchy yet light.
People in the countryside are forced to eat grass, because most of the available crops are sold to get money to support nuclear weapon development and a 1000,000 strong army.
Are you saying they breed farmers to produce pork scratchings? Who buy up all those pork scratchings then? So pork scratchings is funding the 1 million strong army?
See that’s the power of pork scratchings …