had a new bloke near me in the office for a few weeks, he seemed like a nice normal fella, footy fan, likes a beer, has a laugh n’that but earlier this week i innocently passed him a girls birhday card that was doing the rounds. he looked at it then fisbee’d back at me! i said come on mate you only have to sign it, were not putting money on or owt. he told me he is a Jehovah’s witness and ‘celebrating birthdays is a mortal pagan sin!’
he wouldnt come the pub for her birthday drinks either, or eat any of the cakes she brought in. he has two young kids who dont get birthday presents or parties either, theyre not even allowed to attend their mates parties!.. i havent dared mention christmas yet….
freak
ive also just learnt a wicked new excuse for not sending birthday cards!!