You fools! And your bloody liberal-but-only-ever-so-slightly-capitlist values.
The answer is obvious. Set yourself up as a slum landlord. a 3 story terrace you say? Do you realise how many illegal immegrants you could fit in there? 36 at the very least. 72 at a push.
Its easy to set up too. Simply tour your local council estate with a van, picking up the piss-sodden mattresses that have been casually discarded from the bedroom windows, now lying in the front garden. It'll only take you a couple of streets.
Then collar one of the chinese blokes selling DVD's in your local and shout 'TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER' while gesticulating wildly.
Then when you've made contact, simply arrange to have them all delivered, fresh from Liverpool docks to their new abode, in the back of a container.
Bills are irrelevant. If the gas and leccy gets cut off. Pah. So what? Who ****ing cares. What they gonna do? Report you to the authorities?
Extra money could also be earned if any of them are lookers. Quick digital phoot and pop some cards in your local phone boxes under the title 'Fresh Meat' or something
Do I get commission? 🙂