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  • I'm back the world is doomed!
  • chewkw
    Free Member

    So I was away for 48 days only to return to see news of future queen assets … hhhmmmm … 🙄 , and my dead computer (fixed it just now).

    During my trip I found that all of my old friends have switched to driving automatic gear cars so I am not out place there except here.

    Also fond the followings:

    1. Feather safety razor blade (genuine not fake) … how many containers do you want?
    2. Stevia sugar plant. (good healthy sweet sugar)
    3. Good coffee (Robusta) but in the form of “tea bag”.

    So apart from Stevia plant which require planting I think I should start a small business supplying the other two.

    Anyone?

    😀

    p/s: plenty of maggots abroad btw …

    Liftman
    Full Member

    brakes
    Free Member

    yay! King of Maggoty Randomness has returned!

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    My hovercraft is full of eels.

    chewkw
    Free Member

    Liftman – Member

    Off with his/her head!

    😈

    CaptainFlashheart – Member

    My hovercraft is full of eels.

    Smoked or BBQ eels taste good …

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    \o/ Yay for Chewy !

    I’ll take a gross of the coffee bags and half a hundredweight of maggots, if the price is right
    (I don’t like feather blades though)

    Careful, though CKW, any talk of crushing maggots will get you banned these days – better suggest mediation instead

    chewkw
    Free Member

    scaredypants – Member

    \o/ Yay for Chewy !

    I’ll take a gross of the coffee bags and half a hundredweight of maggots, if the price is right
    (I don’t like feather blades though)

    I think I might be able to source this too but need to work out if it’s feasible.

    [image from http://usrazor.com/image/cache/data/plattimum-250×400.jpg%5D

    The feather blades are similar to this one.


    [image from http://ak.buy.com/PI/0/300/216041088.jpg%5D

    Need to figure out if coffee is to local taste first …

    😀

    chewkw
    Free Member

    scaredypants – Member

    Careful, though CKW, any talk of crushing maggots will get you banned these days – better suggest mediation instead

    😯 New rules on STW?

    D’Oh! need to read the rules later on …

    sc-xc
    Full Member

    Welcome back Dear Leader

    d:-)

    (for the old school)

    chewkw
    Free Member

    sc-xc – Member

    Welcome back Dear Leader

    d:-)

    (for the old school)

    You will be richly rewarded for remembering Dear Leader. (Pat on the head of his subject as Dear Leader usually do …)

    😈

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    So I was away for 48 days……

    Too long chewkw, too long. There were times when clear leadership and a guiding hand from the Great Helmsman was desperately needed. The maggots have had a field day…… I can tell ya.

    Stoner
    Free Member

    put me down for a dozen packs of feathers then chewy.
    You take Western Union these days dont you?

    chewkw
    Free Member

    ernie_lynch – Member

    So I was away for 48 days……

    Too long chewkw, too long. There were times when clear leadership and a guiding hand from the Great Helmsman was desperately needed. The maggots have had a field day…… I can tell ya.

    I can forgive them for having a field day while Dear Leader is away. See only Dear Leader is the Dearest to lead and that nobody can replace Dear Leader. But now that Dear Leader is back they should repent. Bow down to seek forgiveness. Repeat 3 times … Dear Leader is the Dearest and nobody but Dear Leader.

    chewkw
    Free Member

    Stoner – Member

    put me down for a dozen packs of feathers then chewy.
    You take Western Union these days dont you?

    Let me check with all rules etc first.

    No Western Union I am afraid for the moment …

    Stoner
    Free Member

    That’s OK. I hear Paypal Gift is the scam of choice these days 😉

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