http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-43147991

“If you’re using tools, make sure you’re handling as the manufacturer recommends.”

This made me laugh as it was just above the vasectomy thread when I happened upon it 😂

My son was a doctor attending … apparently there were quite a few doctors and nurses required to attend too.

The report is somewhat wrong: it suggests it was on his conkers; where as it was actually on his “little fella”😑

anybody care to guess the ring spanner size?

No idea what size the spanner was but I but I bet it was a

http://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/

As I live locally to the incident I obviously sent the link to my bike mechanic friend to ask him if he needed to borrow my 10mm until he got a new one

His own fault. Probably using one of those EU metric sizes.

After Brexit we’ll be going Imperial which suits all sorts of nuts.

“Why did you put a spanner on your willy?”
“Well I just had one of those urethra moments.”

Obviously overtightened it with a spanner….he should have used his pork-wrench

Personally, I always reach for my adjustable-wanger.

I recently found out that Mole Grips aren’t designed to be attached to skin blemishes.

Who knew?

Should have used a “nad” justable!

A ring spanner you say?

Sphincter tightening.

I wonder if he’s happy to torque about it afterwards

Or in other words: tool gets his tool stuck in tool.

I guess they’ve not heard of discretion in South Wales Fire and Resue.

Ball breakers.

Maybe he misheard his wife and thought she said “I’d really like to try a  Snap-On?”

Hahaha! Perchy.

He probably felt ratchet afterwards.

Did the fireman have to take his helmet off….

Rustyspanner is a more than a little noticeable by his absence . . .

Just saying.

13mm

He only needed cold water not a spanner of he wanted his nuts tightening.

“Well, it’ was quite a wrench…”

The report is somewhat wrong: it suggests it was on his conkers; where as it was actually on his “little fella”

There’s a vas deferens between those

The guy is clearly  a dick.