Tattoo ‘I love you till the end of time Dawn, may we make beautiful love together?’ on your head, leave your hair to grow then go in and ask for a grade one.
If it doesn’t work you can grow your hair again as you will no longer have a need to go in any more.
I’m in love with my hairdresser too! she’s about 20, fit as **** and her boyfriend’s a builder. I haven’t a clue what her name is and i don’t stand a bloody chance anyway! 🙁
I’m in love with the girl who makes my coffee in the morning, but her boyfriend is a police bodyguard, so my love has not yet dared to speak its name, hence my continued absence from hospital.
I used to have a gorgeous hairdresser called Lois. She was lovely in all senses of the word, with long dark hair and had a taste in sports cars I quite appreciated too.
I found out much later in life that my older brother was sleeping with her at the time.